01-07-2006, 12:15 PM | #1 |
Colt Python/SR9c Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: out in the shop, reloading ammo!
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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh!t and a$$ kissing that will put you over the top. |
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01-07-2006, 12:24 PM | #2 |
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that pretty good....... |
01-07-2006, 12:38 PM | #3 | |
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01-07-2006, 12:45 PM | #4 |
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Nice I havent seen that in a while. That little formula got me through high school. |
01-07-2006, 02:54 PM | #5 |
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I remember that. Here's some more math jokes, via Einstein: Click 1 Click 2 Click 3 Click 4 (the best click of all) |
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01-07-2006, 05:38 PM | #8 | |
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If he had a government job he wouldn't have been able to add up all those numbers. | |
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