What I Would Give To Be The Meat In This Sandwich (25-30%)
 

A LOT!!!!!! :flipoff:

Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley..............THANK YOU Mr. Fantasy!!!! ;-)




































oh, and 30% means VERY close to nudity, so if at work or you are under 18 y.o. (even though you could see the same pic openly at your local grocery store), hit the back button now :)

I saw something about this, there was supposed to be a third girl, but she chickened out at the last minute or something. hummana hummana! yeowl! purr!

Call me crazy, but I like a girl with a little meat on her bones...

Bulimic chicks cause bruises ;-)

The young lady lying down is gorgeous!:shock:

Scarlett Johansson has IMO a perfect amount of meat. I just hope one of these days she shows us those breatstststts.

They are alright not gourguos or anything.

My only question is....

How did you breathe BD?

You asked for it so.....




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Robb, you might want to change it to 335% !

Man that is sweet... I need me one of those...

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now if only there was something to kill my tastebuds too

Roflmao

That Is Beyound Sick!!!!!!

When your balls drop you won't be saying that.

Bull ****. They really aint that nice looking, maybe for you older guys but not for me man. The one is sitting up is nicer looking but not the one laying down she is just there. Something to look at not nothing nice.

I think you bumped your head little one. Run home and have mommy look at it!

Maybe john deere is just a Bone Smuggler :flipoff: Cause they look good to me :mrgreen:

Mike

Johndeer, make sure when your mom kisses it to make it all better, you don't get wood. Those thought's in your head are called inbreeding and is frowned upon.

The 1 laying down has way to much meat . Women should be in shape and NO FAT hanging over the hips. The inner thighs should not touch. If I can pinch an inch anywhere on a women I move on to the next 1. She should have that stomach stapleing done. Women like that should never pose with no cloths on. Hit the gym and then do a photo shoot. Looks like we have a couple of chubby chasers here.

Yea, they're alright. They look like they are from a 1950's magazine or something. Them some pale biotches too! :flipoff:

Hey look!

It's shallow Hal! :lol:

If it's ugly, use one of these:

http://www.joburg.org.za/images/light-switch.jpg

If that doesn't fix it, you probably didn't need it to begin with. :lol:

LMAO Nice work Jason:lol:

Mike

This is my favorite comment so far.

As if you guys could choose your women! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Everyone of you would jump either of these girls if given the chance.

don't forget the big boned chick!

Caveman need bigger stick!

Nah not really man , I am in shape and I expect my girlfriend to be also . I hate looking at overweight pigs that think that being "thick" or "a lil xtra meat " is OK. If you like them please take them. That is why for every womens height they are supposed to be a certain weight. Its called being healthy not a FAT pig that sits on the couch stuffing her CAKE hole with a subway sandwich and saying she is watching her weight. I love my girl she hits the gym @ 5 in the morning and is there for at least an hour. On each of my tours at the FD my whole crew is in the weight room keeping in shape so we can pull these FAT animals of there houses and apt's cause the feel asleep watching days of our lives while baking cupcakes. remember its about health. I know I wanna be hear for my kids , I don't wanna be 6ft under cause I ate to much bacon. :lol:

Did somebody say bacon? I smell bacon, bacon bacon bacon. Hey Rody here is something for you to jerk off to.



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I just threw up ...

Does your sister use the sauce looks like it.

Nah that is just as grosse as a 5'5 chick weighing 135lbs.

That's my mom. My shoulders were dislocated at birth because she flexed when pushing. Also, my head is the shape of a peanut.

Hmmmm, make up your mind?:flipoff:

I don't even believe him.

I'll bet his girl is a big fat pig and that is why he is so against them.

She is!!!



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Damn! Bob is hung!!!

Hung like a dirk!

:mrgreen:

Go watch Pirates Of The Caribbean, then come back here and tell the world that Keira Knightley isn't gorgeous?!?!? To think that that fine of a speciman isn't incredible is just darn right gay! :roll: :flipoff:

I fell in love with Johansson while watching Lost In Translation, which was the point of the movie to a degree. And then, lately, she has showed more of her sexual side, I just dig her even more!!! :drool: She does have a little more to grab on to in that pic, but that is OK with me!

I'd hit either one of 'em, and you would, too.

I don't think they're quite that hard up, though. In 30 years when they look like Phyllis Diller they'll come lookin' for the likes of us, but thankfully I'll be dead or impotent by then.

They look like they got antiqued.

Kate Beckinsale is missing.

Rowdy Roddy Piper and Dear John = Fags :flipoff:

I'll take a Scarlett and Keira sandwich with a side of Kate Beckinsdale. Natalie Portman for dessert. :)

No sh!t, bruise your tally wacker too. Just slid it in soft and listen to the bones crack as it gets hard:flipoff:

they are not too bad, Scarlet is a little pale for me. if I had to choose 2 or 3 for a sandwitch they wouldnt be my first picks tho.