Screw Taco Bell but thank God for Seat Covers

[LR3]

As any 18 year old I enjoy Taco Bell because its cheap and fairly good food. After school a friend of mine and me ran up there to get something to eat before we headed out to a local offroad group meet and greet. I ordered what I typically do, two crunchwrap's and a hard taco with frozen Baja Blast. The meet and greet was about an hour away in Jasper Georgia, so we just ate on the way. I'm not sure if it was something they didn't cook correctly or not but this shit tore my stomach up.

This is worse than that time I shit myself in Target, which I didn't think was possible. This is projectile vomiting.

It started as the feeling of heart burn. I have heart burn so I am used to it by now but this kept getting worse as we drove and finally it just hit. I went to cough but when I did, a cough didn't come out, but instead a waterfall of the foulest chunkiest, most artificial meat filled vomit ever ruptured.

Wide eyed my friend looked over and was like "dude what the fawk just happened" as if he couldn't tell. I just puked you dumb shit. I found a place to turn around so we headed back towards home, windows down to relieve us of the stench when it happened. From beside me I hear the mistakable sound of gastric regurgitation and without even looking over I know what happened, but I knew I had to look over.

Big mistake.

It was covering the dash and dripping down into the floor. Now I can handle my own vomit, but somebody's else, that just doesn't fly. Upon seeing his stomach spilled out into my Jeep I start puking again, this time only it lands on the arm rest and spills over to his side, to which he returns with more vomit. At this point almost the whole dash is covered in vomit, and so are both of us. We get back into town and I knew that I had to get my Jeep's interior cleaned, but like I said I don't do vomit. I had to find someone else to deal with our fluids.

I took it to the local hand wash car wash, after going home and putting on some other clothes and brushing my teeth about five times.

I got to the car wash and got out and told the man I needed an exterior wash (Might as well since I'm here) and full interior cleaning with shampoo'd carpets and tons of air freshener. He asked for the keys so I handed them to him and he went and opened the door. As soon as he opened the door he uttered the words "what the fawk" and then puked....right in my floor board. Now like I already said I can't do other people's vomit so seeing him excrete his foul stomach contents I too began throwing up again, this time in the parking lot, and to the sound of me throwing up, he began doing it also.

They asked me to move my car to the washing area so I obliged, and after they did the exterior wash they sent it over to the guy to do the interior. He opened the door and to my surprise (and pleasure) didn't start puking! Instead he looked over at me and asked "Your Jeep?". I replied that it was and he said "damn son, I feel sorry for you. Thats some nasty chunks". Finally about half an hour of cleaning the dash and wheel alone, and another good hour doing the carpets and discarding the seat covers, it was vomit free and finally smelling less like the a Mexican's bathroom after a night of drinking.

Taco Bell. Never again.

[JeremyH]

Why do you have such problems with your bodily expulsions? And why do they always rear their ugly heads when you are driving?

BTW, that is not meat they use at Taco Belch.

[Hoosierdady]

Thats disgusting and hilarious at the same time. I feel sorry for the detail guys. Between the car wash and Target Im surprised the town hasn't shunned you from public areas, lmao. BTW, Have you looked into IBS?

[johnnyh66]

It's a total barforama!

[helhedded]

Originally Posted by LR3

cheap and fairly good food

Originally Posted by LR3

shit

Originally Posted by LR3

Taco Bell. Never again.

never forget

[spookyseven]

You sure have the luck eh? Isn't there a story around here about having to find pants at target?

[johnnyh66]

yup.
took his brother's meds IIRC

[RickGrimes]

Is this for a creative writing class or is this for real? Pics or it didn't happen.

[FattyMcJ]

Can't. Stop. Laughing...

[gabehunt]

funny stuff right there!

[LR3]

Originally Posted by RickGrimes

Is this for a creative writing class or is this for real? Pics or it didn't happen.

No this is real. Taco Bell really is that, err, potent

[chevy4life]

Funny as hell made my day.

[johnnyh66]

damn, I'm hungry!

[BJoe]

that.........poor...........Jeep




Kid, I sure hope you're feeling better too!

[BJoe]

Originally Posted by johnnyh66

damn, I'm hungry!

Oddly enough, same here! Of course, it's almost 11:30am CST and I haven't eten since 8 last night............I'll just stay away from Taco Bell while I'm getting the playe stickers for my 200 today

[GySgt Hartman]

Get that shit into the heat/AC vents, you might as well sell the jeep...

[Dostradamas]

I have but one word of advise for you:
Depends

[CREEPINKING]

Soooo.........Ban Tacos?

[hvydty1]

Yup, ban Tactical Tacos! Anything with a shell, smeared in goop, and covered with a tortia is Taactical in my book! It's hiding the culprit! The beans! Something like that happened to me recently, but I didn't get the chance to finish the meal before buying Buicks, I love the steak stuffed burittos, bought the meal, thought that it looked strange, huge in fact, but thought what the hell, I'm hungry. Ate not even half of it and bit into what I figure was the dried beans that is left in the pan as they scoop out what is left. This crap was dried powder. And the smell, ugh! Then realised I had the junk in my mouth! Nope, didn't even clear the seat. Right in the middle of the dining area, puked up crap I didn't even know I had ate. The manager was horrified when I showed her what was in it, she ran to to back and flipped her lid on someone. She said she was sorry so many times I lost count. She reimbursed my meal, my wifes meal, sons meal and 4 other families that were in the dining area too. Thinking she was corering her arse just in case a law suit sprang up. I got free meal coupons for likke 20 meals, but sorry to say, I'm never going back. Damn Tactical Tacos ruined it for me!

[hellbounder]

Bbbbut the Dorito taco and mexi melts are soooo good !!!