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11-20-2006, 04:57 PM
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| I'm a stupid C U N T! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the Garage!
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|  I unequivocally hate mondays
had a little oops at work. No stiches although i probably could have used some.
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11-20-2006, 05:00 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: May 2006 Location: Willmar
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I don't wanna know What happened what happened!?!?!?! |
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11-20-2006, 05:00 PM
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| Quarry Creeper  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The Great White North
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I feel your monday pain.... Some jackass broke the drivers side mirror off my Chevy some time over the weekend... How does that line from Pulp Fiction go? "You don't f*&k with a man's automobile" P.S. One word dude... Rogaine |
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11-20-2006, 05:00 PM
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| I'm a stupid C U N T! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the Garage!
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thats after i cleaned it out and my cam doesnt do close up shots well
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11-20-2006, 05:03 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: G6'N
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11-20-2006, 05:03 PM
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| I'm a stupid C U N T! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the Garage!
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a piece of glass i was thowing in the dumpster split in half and swung up and slid down my skull
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11-20-2006, 05:03 PM
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| I'm a stupid C U N T! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the Garage!
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11-20-2006, 05:14 PM
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11-20-2006, 05:50 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The Great White North
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Me thinks thou dost protest too much | |
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11-20-2006, 05:58 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Albuquerque
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That is an awfully big word for the kids around here. Maybe you should put some 3s and 1s in there and misspell it.
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11-20-2006, 06:24 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: White Lake
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another frase from pulp fiction is. English mother f*&ker do you speak it .and that sucks man. | |
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11-20-2006, 06:32 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement
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I LOVE mondays, they make me moist. Looks like that was mildly unpleasent. |
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11-20-2006, 06:47 PM
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| I'm a stupid C U N T! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the Garage!
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11-20-2006, 06:48 PM
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| 06 Super National Champ   Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Stark Industries Bar and Grill
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A little CA and it'll be all better. Since you're already going bald you might as well just shave your head. |
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11-20-2006, 06:51 PM
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| I'm a stupid C U N T! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the Garage!
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as of yesterday it was all bushy, had to go and get it cut. a wee bit to close me thinks |
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11-20-2006, 06:52 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement
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Well, on the good side, your cranium is still intact. It could have been much worse, what if it hit you below the belt. Thats a head you dont want gashed open.
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11-20-2006, 07:11 PM
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| MODERATOR™  Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Ohio
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It for sure could have been worse, you could have a huge piece of glass sticking out your head. Or it could have been better, you could have a sweet piece of *** on your head. | |
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11-20-2006, 07:21 PM
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| I'm a stupid C U N T! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the Garage!
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about this time last year on another yet another monday i got this from work.  i love working with glass
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11-20-2006, 07:27 PM
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| MODERATOR™ Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Ohio
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Patient said, "Doc, it hurts when I bend my arm..." "...Don't bend your arm. That'll be $3000." |
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11-20-2006, 07:42 PM
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| I'm a stupid C U N T! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the Garage!
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Blonde walks into the doctor and says "doc it hurts everywhere". the doctor looks her over top to bottom. After a few minutes of scrutiny the doctor asks her to point at what hurts. The woman points to her knee, her toes, elbow, nose and even her hair. After a moments thought the doctor gives his diagnosis. "My dear I'm afraid i have some bad news, I beleive you have a broken finger."
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