keeping women happy

[Sync]

got this fowarded to me in an email... moderately funny


> HOW TO KEEP WOMEN HAPPY
>
> Keeping Women Happy in the world of romance, one single rule applies to
> the
> men:
> Make the woman happy.
>
>
> Do something she likes, and you get points.
> Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
> You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
> Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
>
> Here is a guide to the point system:
>
> SIMPLE DUTIES
>
> You make the bed (+1)
> You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
> You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
> You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
> In the rain (+8 )
> But return with Beer (-5)
>
>
> You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
> You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
> You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
> You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
> It's her cat (-50)
>
>
> SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
>
> You stay by her side the entire party (0)
> You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy
> (-2)
> Named Tina (-4)
> Tina is a dancer (-6)
> Tina has silicon implants (-80)
>
>
> HER BIRTHDAY
>
> You take her out to dinner (0)
> You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
> Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
> And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
> It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted
> the colors of your favorite team (-10)
>
>
> A NIGHT OUT
>
> You take her to a movie (+2)
> You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
> You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
> You take her to a movie you like (-2)
> It's called "Death Cop" (-3)
> You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
>
>
> YOUR PHYSIQUE
>
> You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
> You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
> You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy
> Hawaiian shirts (-30)
> You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)
>
>
> THE 'BIG' QUESTION
>
> She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) ..Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT!
> You hesitate in responding (-10)
> You reply, "Where?" (-35)
> Any other response (-20)
>
>
> COMMUNICATION
>
> When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks
> like a concerned expression (0)
> You listen for over 30 minutes (+50)
> You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
> She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
>

[Bronco Fetish]

Ha, thats great!

Im glad my girlfriend isnt like that, shes real easy going.

[crashnburn69]

sounds like a woman
But wheres the tips about there period

[supercrawlerfreak]

thats was awesome, if only it all worked with pointes