Pranks..........

[desertmaxx]

Pranks........ mmmmmmm.... fun stuff.... post your evilest and funniest. ill start: fast in a jar, put the lid on, then put it in the fridge for a couple weeks. go up to your friend/girlfriend/wife and say it smells like roses. the look on their face is the best.:twisted:

 

[theloudone]

run a wire from a spark plug to the driver seat and laugh as they start their car. it shocks the crap out of them

 

[romulus22]

More of a prank backfire on this guy.

Coworker I used to work with was the graphic designer and was in the shop while I'm out installing signs. One day I go home and back my car into my parking spot. Going out to my car at night I noticed the prank he pulled on me. So I made a pit stop to Meijer and just changed the number from mine to his and left it on there for weeks. Once it made it to the web is when it got good and needless to say he had to change his number he was getting so many calls.

He never thought I would just leave it on my car as long as I did

 

[romulus22]

run a wire from a spark plug to the driver seat and laugh as they start their car. it shocks the crap out of them

That reminds me I made a jumper to go from the turn signal to the horn on a coworkers truck. Was pretty funny.

 

[Burntnuts]

A deck of old xxx cards. I would put one some where only one of my coworkers would find it. I would do it to myself to. Went on for months befor I couldn't take it and had to tell them. I couldn't keep a straite face.

 

[badhoopty]

run a wire from a spark plug to the driver seat and laugh as they start their car. it shocks the crap out of them

awe man you beat me to it.

my and a buddy did this to a friend in the highschool parking lot bitd, he had sheepskin seat covers so it was really easy to strip about a foot of insulation off some cheap speaker wire and fan it out and hide it in the shag.

he couldnt figure it out so he left it there and had the shop teacher come out and see what was up the next day... they thought for awhile it was the ignition key that was shocking them. we used the coil and not a plug, and if i remember right the car never actually fired up.

"thumbsup"

 

[theloudone]

awe man you beat me to it.

my and a buddy did this to a friend in the highschool parking lot bitd, he had sheepskin seat covers so it was really easy to strip about a foot of insulation off some cheap speaker wire and fan it out and hide it in the shag.

he couldnt figure it out so he left it there and had the shop teacher come out and see what was up the next day... they thought for awhile it was the ignition key that was shocking them. we used the coil and not a plug, and if i remember right the car never actually fired up.

"thumbsup"

i did it to mo brother one day and he beat the crap out of me for it. it was worth it though. putting a 4 foot ziptie on a driveshaft works great too.

 

[OTHGbronco82]

I fart in the truck on the way to a races and now I roll the window down. Before I used to leave the windows up and wait for dad to smell it then I'd sit there and laugh. Almost killed him a couple of times.:twisted:

 

[MAXXMASHER]

Not a prank on me but a buddy of mine and his friend had been doing further escalating pranks to one another. Vaseline on the wipers, etc., etc. My buddy put a huge dead carp in the others' trunk. Then, my buddy was going away for the weekend and his friend knew his car was always unlocked. He found a dead opossum on the road and zip tied it spread-eagle to his steering wheel. Three days in a closed up car in 90+ temps!! When he opened the car door, a hail storm of flies greeted him followed by a stench that made him puke. He said there was maggot stew dripping out of its ass, making a nice rotten porridge on his floorboard. Part of the animal had exploded all over the seats and interior. Yeah, he had to get rid of the car.....I thought his dad was going to kill the other guy!!

One I helped pull off was to use an extension ladder to drop car tires down our high school's flag pole. We covered almost half of the pole and spray painted "Seniors Rule 1990" with a different letter on each tire. They had to bring in a crane to get them off of there! We all thought we were dead meat, but nobody squealed and they didn't find out who did it until graduation day, when we left an 8x10 of us posing around the tires in a strategic location!!
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[slowlearner]

i could post all day everyday for a year and still not get through them all......I miss my days on the building sites....

guy on site wiped "blackjack"(tar) on the cement mixer handle so I'd get a big handfull of it when I grabbed it, so I got him back by vasolining his ute. Every possible physical contact point inside the cab I could think of. Steering wheel, shifter, keys, indicators, switches, dorr-handles, seat, radio, etc etc.... best bit was, the day I got him he was working like a dog to get off on time to get to the bank for a meeting with the manager for a loan....seing that ute stop every few meters and him get out and wipe it off was great:twisted:

Saw a guy fill up a mates car FULL of bricks.....was a Holden Torana...similar sort of thing to a Ford Capri....not just a few; the boot was full, the back seat was full to the roof, the front was full to the roof....suspension a teeny bit buggered up

 

[slowlearner]

my brickies labourer could not get personal income protection to save his life because he was in such a bad way physically. I posed as an insurance salesman over the phone. I'd call my business partner and talk to the labourer, "cowboy". Used my best flamming homo voice and minced it right up vocally. Went through the usual insurance questions, asking about his medical history, then got personal. Asked him his arm length, his leg length, his inner leg length (ooh you sound dreamy cowboy), his skin softness etc etc. While I'm doing this I'm around the corner of the building we're bricking up with the guys pissing themselves. Then comes the big questions; sexual history questions. He tells me to go f%#k myself and hangs up. I call back and tell him if he wants insurance so he can stay on site he needs my "help".
I proceed with the questions, him telling me everything. Last question is leeding him towards his tendancies with other men, "when is the last time you where inside another man cowboy?". Answers as you'd expect.
It's morning tea time, the "insurance salesman" calls back whilst we're all sitting together with cowboy sitting opposite ME. He's looking at ME talking to him. I keep trying to sell him on the insurance and groom him for meeting "me" outside of business hours. Tells me to F*%K off again. He hangs up and says "guess what that gay prick wants now?". I use the same "insurance salesman" voice and say "what'd he want big boy?".......he looks at me, thinks and says "you sound just like that gay c**t you know....oh you arsehole" and starts throwing his morning tea at me while I'm running like buggery.......

 

[MAXXMASHER]

When I was a recieving manager, we had this guy in a department who was supposed to help us with his weekly shipment. Somehow, he always seemed to be gone for lunch when the truck showed up. Every time, we would do something to his stockroom office. Once, we stacked every box on his desk, all the way to the fifteen foot ceiling using a ladder. Another time we stapled, taped and glued everything to his desk, turned it upside down and hung it down from the ceiling. After awhile he figured it was just easier to help us than take the time to fix whatever we had done......

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[theloudone]

my dad would always go into bars and sprinkle super hot chili powder on the toilet paper in the stalls, he'd hide in the stall right next to it and wait for the screams.

 

[JeremyH]

my dad would always go into bars and sprinkle super hot chili powder on the toilet paper in the stalls, he'd hide in the stall right next to it and wait for the screams.

In the womens stalls?

What self respecting man takes a shit in a bar bathroom?

 

[theloudone]

a man that has to take a shit.

 

[JeremyH]

a man that has to take a shit.

:lol:

I do believe I'd find a bathroom where hundreds of people haven't pissed all over the toilet that evening...but that's just me.

 

[theloudone]

:lol:

I do believe I'd find a bathroom where hundreds of people haven't pissed all over the toilet that evening...but that's just me.

i see your point, but is it really even possible to find a clean bathroom other than a bathroom in your own home?

 

[HARDKNOCKZ]

i see your point, but is it really even possible to find a clean bathroom other than a bathroom in your own home?

Ha! Yer givin Jeremy WAY too much credit :mrgreen:

 

[JeremyH]

Haha! I didn't say clean, just one where drunk dudes haven't pissed all over the seat. If that's what I see when I go into the shitter, I'll pinch it and go find something else..."thumbsup"

 

[ROWDY RACING]

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