Dog Booby Trap

[CrawlinMike]

My retarded dog thinks cat shit is a delicacy. I'll put a pic here of cat litter box set up. I can't watch him 24/7 but want to teach him that its def off limits. He's got big trouble 3 times to last few days caught "red handed" ugh makes me want to puke. Trying the come up with something the cat won't set off but the dog will. Thinking about one of those motion door knob alarms somehow by the box.

Taught my cat to stay off counters super fast by leaving case tape strips upside down on the edges whenever I wasn't in there.

 

[1tonscout]

kill the cat.... problem solved

 

[CrawlinMike]

kill the cat.... problem solved

True but not an option at this point.

 

[Dostradamas]

Microbes in the cat poop have invaded & warped your poor dogs brain.

How Your Cat Is Making You Crazy - Kathleen McAuliffe - The Atlantic

 

[romulus22]

How big is the cat? How big is the dog? How about a small door not big enough for the dog to access the litter box that's under the table. A small wall as tall as the table with a small hole for the cat.

 

[CrawlinMike]

That sounds good Romulus. I could use some thin plywood and close it in

 

[Die-Laughing]

Maybe setup a fake little box, stick some turds in there and cover them with a strong spice, like cinnamon or salt or cayenne pepper.. Prefer something unscented so the dog can differentiate the good shit from the bad. Then let him eat the bad shit and maybe he wont want to eat poo anymore.

Or just stick the litter boxes somewhere where the cats have to jump up onto something, then back down to the ground where the box is.. Like a wall or obstacle that the cat can achieve with ease but, not the dog.

 

[CrawlinMike]

Still there's surely more evil ideas >)

 

[adamargue]

I just moved back home with my 2 dogs and a cat and my dad has 2 dogs and I had to watch them all the time because all of them liked to eat the cat crap.

I re did a walk in closet for my wife and made a little cubby back in a counter with a curtain in front of it. The opening is small enough the dogs can't get at the litter but the cat can.

Now if I could get my cat to stop playing with his own crap I would be good...

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[1tonscout]

I just moved back home with my 2 dogs and a cat and my dad has 2 dogs and I had to watch them all the time because all of them liked to eat the cat crap.

I re did a walk in closet for my wife and made a little cubby back in a counter with a curtain in front of it. The opening is small enough the dogs can't get at the litter but the cat can.

Now if I could get my cat to stop playing with his own crap I would be good...

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[Dostradamas]

Still there's surely more evil ideas >)

What could more evil than cats having a microbe in their poop that once it enters your body it begins influencing your decisions?
The dog eats the poop cause the microbes in his brain tell it too.
They have even found mice that develop an affection for cats from this microbe & they just walk up to their death because they are under the influence of mind controlling microbes the cat has spread around.

 

[CrawlinMike]

Almost proving your point- my bully pit likes cats. He don't care hardly at all. I have 2 outside cats that'll rub on his chest.

 

[ROWDY RACING]

Does the dog lick your face after it eats cat shit?

 

[CrawlinMike]

Does the dog lick your face after it eats cat shit?

Hell no! He don't lick me at all.

 

[ROWDY RACING]

Hell no! He don't lick me at all.

Then why have the dog?

 

[Dostradamas]

Then why have the dog?

I thought you were a handyman not a doggy dooer?

 

[CrawlinMike]

Then why have the dog?

Why does anyone have a dog?

 

[ROWDY RACING]

Why does anyone have a dog?

Cause they have big tongues.

 

[CrawlinMike]

Maybe a shock collar with a small elect fence around the boxes would be good. I'd laugh my ass off if he went for it were twice.

 

[Dostradamas]

Why does anyone have a dog?

So you can dress em up like Batman!