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No more ColquittCustoms.....

Hell no I'm not leaving....RCC for life.

I just got "snipped" (vasectomy) today.


Wait, how old are you?

You do realize the chances for testicular cancer is higher after a vasestomy in African American men, right?

I read it in a pamplet while in the waiting room...
 
Wait, how old are you?

You do realize the chances for testicular cancer is higher after a vasestomy in African American men, right?

I read it in a pamplet while in the waiting room...

I read that the incidence of catching "the gay" is higher after a vasectomy unless you taste your own "vintage", especially in African American men.

Speaking of how old, what was this, your b-day present from the woman? You just had your birthday last week or so wasn't it?
 
I said "My wife is really concerned and was too embarrassed to ask but, will it taste the same?"
Needless to say, she still does'nt know if it taste the same...

I had a buddy that got it done years ago......He has to come back a month later to give a sample.He's in the room watching some very generic 70's porn.He busts his load in the the cup.....next thing you know he wakes up 45 minutes later with with meat in his hand and a cup of water downed sperm.He feel alseep and had to come back another time.
 
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I read that the incidence of catching "the gay" is higher after a vasectomy unless you taste your own "vintage", especially in African American men.

Speaking of how old, what was this, your b-day present from the woman? You just had your birthday last week or so wasn't it?



"happy b'day honey, I got you this 10% off a neutering gift certificate"

"SURPRISE"
 
I had a buddy that got it done years ago......He has to come bakc a month later to give a sample.He's in the room watching some very generic 70's porn.He busts his load in the the cup.....next thing you know he wakes up 45 minutes later with with meat in his hand and a cup of water downed sperm.Te feel alseep and had to come back another time.


that shat if funny right there. i can stop crying.
 
I now refer to "my boys" as hood ornaments. They look cool but, what the heck is the purpose?
 
"happy b'day honey, I got you this 10% off a neutering gift certificate"

"SURPRISE"

No it was more like this....."They don't make comdoms big enough for you honey and I'm tired of the "pull out" method.If you get this done you can give me all your "love" juice and not worry about a thing" I was like? "Where do I sign????"
 
No it was more like this....."They don't make comdoms big enough for you honey and I'm tired of the "pull out" method.If you get this done you can give me all your "love" juice and not worry about a thing" I was like? "Where do I sign????"

What movie was that off of?

The sceen starts off whit a man knocking at the door in a repair mans outfit...
 
No it was more like this....."They don't make comdoms big enough for you honey and I'm tired of the "pull out" method.If you get this done you can give me all your "love" juice and not worry about a thing" I was like? "Where do I sign????"

Naw man your supposed to say, why dont you get your tubes tied, their not slicing and dicing me open.
 
20 people viewing.

My balls are so scared, I think they're inside. Nice and safe.
 
I had a fantasy that:

I'm in the OR waiting for the doctor,and this fine little momma walks in...She says she's going to be doing the operation..and gives me a grin.She tells me to undress and leave my Puma Running shoes on.....She locks the door and says:"Lets make sure your plumbing still works before I start".....You know the rest guys.....;-)
 
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