Butt wiping material

[demonoid369]

So I've been searching and searching for the perfect toilet paper, tried the soft and tried the rough, 1ply, 2ply, and 3ply and yet to find one that's for my ass. Mind you I have a hairy ass so soft doesn't work(start getting Klingons after wiping) oh does it hurt getting hair pulled off your butt. I've tried the rougher kind thinking I'd be able to handle it, after the third wipe I had to stop.......... Couldn't sit right for days, Still feelin it........
So my quest leads me to here to ask my fellow crawlers what kind do you use? And how's it on your butt? Does it do the job for lava squirts, or handle the giant toilet killers? Any advice welcome

 

[ROWDY RACING]

Use your bare hands, then wash hands.

 

[nstn8]

Use your bare hands, then wash hands.

x2 no worries about paper sticking and its the only way to know 100% that you are clean.

 

[HyperMark]

You could always try this.

I use Quilton 3 ply, have done for years. I don't know if you can get it where you are.

 

[demonoid369]

I've tried quilton but every time I wipe my fingers bust through the paper, and then I'm left washing my hands in scolding hot water and soap for an hour.
Thanks for the tip on bare hands but last time I did that, my hand had a bad smell to it, just wouldn't go away

 

[ctrwannabe]

Anythig but the cheep 1 ply they use in gas stations seems to work for me, but I'm not crazy harry. Maybe you should do some manscaping ???

 

[nstn8]

Well if you refuse to use your hands...

I use Cottonelle Ultra... I assume you will have the same problem you have with all other paper based products so why not try:

Wallypop Family Wipes, Toilet Wipes, Reusable Toilet Paper

Hope this helps!!!

 

[reddevildemo]

Charmin Sensitive is what ya need.
Any Charmin but basic is good.

 

[asian195]

Flushable baby wipes. Best thing ever. Wipe clean with TP, then use the wipes. My A-hole has never felt fresher.

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[asian195]

So I was actually on the toilet when I wrote the previous reply, guess what I found out. I'M OUT OF BABY WIPES. SON OF A BITCH......

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[BUBBA069]

bulk with Charmin, final pass with baby wipe. very nice.

 

[kmoore]

bulk with Charmin, final pass with baby wipe. very nice.

See I go baby wipe first and dry with Costco brand tp.

 

[TexasSP]

Install a bidet and wash every time.

I use charmin ultra strong. Perfect all around. They make flushable wet wipes that are sold in the TP section as well.

 

[ROWDY RACING]

 

[BLOODBANE]

Pine cones, but they do chafe......

 

[derek_18mt]

This just cracked me up lol! I am a fan of wet ones, clean with the wet wash at the same time.

 

[Szczerba]

I'm a forester. I have some form off toliet paper in every vehicle I own. Two rolls in my work truck and one in my work vest. And a roll of TP and shop towels in the Chevy Z71 and Chevy Equinox.

Here's my Preferred list. Any can be used at the house or on the road "thumbsup"

1. Wal-Mart Great Value "ultra strong" This was option was chosen for one value and two comfort.
Great Value: Ultra Strong Bathroom Tissue

2. Blue shop paper towels (best in my opinion) Scott Pro Shop Towels

3. Cut off shirt tail.

4. Sock (Really the best option but leaves you with only one sock for two feet.)

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[ROLANDROCKSHOP]

just shave your buttonhole...

problem solved!"thumbsup"

:lmao:

 

[helhedded]

fawk this thread :lmao:

 

[Sh0rtBus]

Another fan of Cottonelle Ultra followed up with Cottonelle flushable wipes. Like angels kissing my arsehole!