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Butt wiping material

I ran out of toilet paper and been using paper towels. If they're a bit rough ball em up few times, they'll be softer.
 
Socks work the best... Other that that it is Scotts brand. It don't fall apart and leave shit behind.

I'm laughing at how many of you guys are using cute little baby wipes... How sexy.

Another suggestion would be that you just get a dog and keep it in the bathroom with you.
 
this thread goes with the theme "some things you just don't buy bargain" :lmao: welcome hairy ass'ed friend :shock: i think :lmao: ....i went through bout every TP on the market in my area and settled on quilted northern double rolls....they don't tear through where your not fingering yourself for a cheap thrill :roll: ....the bulk pack cost bout 13 bucks and last my family of 4 a month "thumbsup" ....other then waxing your ass i would try quilted northern first..........bob

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I'm surprised that no one has said paper towels, they work good. Orange shop rags are a good second choice, followed up with a baby wipe.:mrgreen:
 
I have been forced to use a cut off coverall sleeve behind a sand dune. I don't recommend it:cry:

Maybe try some of this"thumbsup"

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I asked for you on twitter.. You're welcome.

"Close your eyes and prod around with your finger first. Take a big whiff so you know what you're dealing with."

"Once you've fully assessed the situation, spin off about 3/4 of the roll. Put 1/3 of that in there. Give a good strain."

" When you think you're empty, hock a big'n on another 1/3 of your TP wad. Wipe vigorously."

"****. I forgot to mention that you have to put on a Richard Marx tape before any of this."

"Make a necklace out of the last 1/3 of your TP wad. Hey, presto! Now you've got a clean uncledoor AND a pretty necklace!"
 
Grass it works after watching the dog crap and drag his butt across the yard. I had to give it a try. Best tp so far. Best part it free lol "thumbsup"
 
Icant believe iam gonna reply to this lol,just let the wife fiqure it out when she washes the laundry, when out in the woods thou, x2 on the shirt tail or sock lol.
 
Definitely finish with the fresh wipes. Just don't accidentally grab the clorox cleaning wipes from the cabinet! There was a thread on here about a guy who did that, and it was hilarious! Can't seem to find now.

I left a shat in the woods once and when it was time to bust out the wet wipes I realized that they were clorox wipes. They leave you all tingly but they work.

:ror:
 
All this time I thought you were a smoker 'cause your fungers are always brown. We won't be shaking hands again.

Ain't no thang. Just because you mother humpers have to use girly toilet paper 'cause you don't know how to wipe your ass doesn't mean I'm giving my anus a double digit inspection. :flipoff:
 
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