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Butt wiping material

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It's all about the technique. First you have to approach the contained area with an angle of exactly 29 degrees from the face of area. Then you have swirl the paper around the area while increasing the pressure between the paper and the surface. Repeat this process several times, starting with a rough paper and finishing with a soft or even wet type op paper. The wet one should leave a shiny finish. Good luck :ror:
 
When I was a kid I went to work with my dad (go to work w parents day) at the Standard Oil Refinery. The restroom door of the machine shop he worked in said:

Why is this toilet paper like John Wayne?
It's rough and tough and doesn't take shit off anyone! :mrgreen:

30 years latter I remember that day like it was yesterday... the toilet paper was rough as hell!
 
:lmao:

It's all about the technique. First you have to approach the contained area with an angle of exactly 29 degrees from the face of area. Then you have swirl the paper around the area while increasing the pressure between the paper and the surface. Repeat this process several times, starting with a rough paper and finishing with a soft or even wet type op paper. The wet one should leave a shiny finish. Good luck :ror:

What? Are you wet sanding your poopchute? May as well squirt some glazing wax on there while you're at it! Will make everything bead off in the future.
 
I asked for you on twitter.. You're welcome.

"Close your eyes and prod around with your finger first. Take a big whiff so you know what you're dealing with."

"Once you've fully assessed the situation, spin off about 3/4 of the roll. Put 1/3 of that in there. Give a good strain."

" When you think you're empty, hock a big'n on another 1/3 of your TP wad. Wipe vigorously."

"****. I forgot to mention that you have to put on a Richard Marx tape before any of this."

"Make a necklace out of the last 1/3 of your TP wad. Hey, presto! Now you've got a clean uncledoor AND a pretty necklace!"

Oh thank you! This will help me more on finding the perfect toilet paper! If any good advice comes your way just let me know.

Rockedup Ricky: where do you buy those? I've searched the last few minutes and can't find any little texans?

Hende: I think I'm going to try that today, by all means in up for anything if it does its job right, I'll just wait though till my neighbors leave first, I'll get back to you on that.
 
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Baby wipes are ok if they are unscented cause the scented ones burn your roids and now you have a fresh ass that is itching and burning like a bitch
Get Scott's brand or disposable shop towels



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The generic Safeway two ply is the only TP I trust. My wife just doesn't understand why I won't let her buy anything else... I told her once that the day her ass gets a fairy as mine only then will she understand!
 
Does a bec help to wipe easier? This is new to me, I might need to try this. How would you go about using a bec to wipe? Well I tried the lawn wiping and it was 50/50 for me, got some strange looks from the neighbors but once I explained to them why I was doing this, they decided to join also. Mine was a little rough, we have crab grass which is not the grass to use still a little sore, think I might have a few cuts down there. Kinda jealous of the neighbor, they had that lush green grass, might go over there tomorrow to try.
 
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