CDC Zombie Preparedness

[nascarkeith]

The CDC is warning people to be prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse.
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/...e-apocalypse/?test=latestnews?test=latestnews

Don't forget the rules and you will be fine.

Rule #1 Cardio
Rule #2 Double Tap"thumbsup"

 

[JasonInAugusta]

I'm stocking up on treadmills to surround the house with. :mrgreen:

Rule #3 It's a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it's a sprint. Then sprint.

 

[JeremyH]

I've watched Zombieland a few times...I am good.

 

[all_scaled_out]

rule #4 always wear seatbelt

just watch zombieland the other day, i might watch it again tomorrow

 

[hellbounder]

:lmao: I love that movie. Anybody read z for zombie ? Or the zombie diary's?

 

[Duuuuuuuude]

Somewhere there is a dimwitted Fox News viewer out buying ammo...

 

[johnnyh66]

:lmao: I love that movie. Anybody read z for zombie ? Or the zombie diary's?

I bought Pride and Prejudice and Zombies at the San Diego airport... couldn't make it through it. Too much Pride and Prejudice and not enough Zombies. They're making it into a move now...

Has anyone played Zombies!!!
It's really fun and easy enough for the kids and ladies to play :mrgreen:
http://www.twilightcreationsinc.com/en/boardgames/zombies.html

 

[haratank]

Great movie! I actually read The Zombie Survival Guide, so I'm set . It's a great book and some of the stories are kinda funny. All of the survival stuff is pretty basic and could apply to almost anything, but with a zombie twist.

 

[GySgt Hartman]

Don't for get to practice your marksmanship...

http://www.zombietargets.net/

 

[jetboat]

Somewhere there is a dimwitted Fox News viewer out buying ammo...

No need to... I stocked up when I heard the end of the world was coming

 

[nascarkeith]

No need to... I stocked up when I heard the end of the world was coming

No need for me either. I stocked up when Obama was elected."thumbsup"

 

[Scattman]

No need for me either. I stocked up when Obama was elected."thumbsup"

Same here. :ror:

 

[dezfan]

Same here. :ror:

;-)

 

[Lobonyc]

ZOMBIES?

AWE come on, you know im a vampire man.

Now i have to trade all my garlic, holy water and wooden stakes.

Don't they have something like a uni-monster weapon?

Something that will kill Zombies, Werewolves, Vampires, Shapeshifters, and Klingons?

ARGH, screw it! Im gonna grab some stick packs and go run my truck early in the morning.

 

[Duuuuuuuude]

No need to... I stocked up when I heard the end of the world was coming

No need for me either. I stocked up when Obama was elected."thumbsup"

Same here. :ror:

;-)

Wow, I was way off. There are 4 dimwitted Fox News viewers...

 

[Highlucks]

ZOMBIES?

AWE come on, you know im a vampire man.

Now i have to trade all my garlic, holy water and wooden stakes.

Don't they have something like a uni-monster weapon?

Something that will kill Zombies, Werewolves, Vampires, Shapeshifters, and Klingons?

ARGH, screw it! Im gonna grab some stick packs and go run my truck early in the morning.

White phosphorus should take care of all of the above.

 

[nascarkeith]

Wow, I was way off. There are 4 dimwitted Fox News viewers...

What can I say...I love freedom so I dont buy into the Communist News Network (CNN):mrgreen:


I actually have tons of ammo because it is an investment. Land, gold, and guns/ammo are never going to get any cheaper. I can't afford land or gold so guns/ammo it is.

 

[Duuuuuuuude]

What can I say...I love freedom so I dont buy into the Communist News Network (CNN):mrgreen:

I refuse to watch any network news...its all bullshit and people talking to hear themselves do it.

The closest I get to broadcast news is the Daily Show, and thats only if I happen to be watching tv when its on. TV will rot your brain.

 

[yoda316]

guns check
water/ food uhh...... costco ftw

 

[nascarkeith]

I refuse to watch any network news...its all bullshit and people talking to hear themselves do it.

The closest I get to broadcast news is the Daily Show, and thats only if I happen to be watching tv when its on. TV will rot your brain.

Yeah that is a good point. I usually scan them all. I figure like most things the truth is somewhere in the middle.

Yoda, is that a M14? It would go nicely in my collection between my M1 and Mauser.

I saw again be prepared and follow the rules for Z-day.:ror:

1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
6. The “Skillet”
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Zipplock
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife