Great Bumper Stickers!

[mxrider99]

i officially pwned this thread.

 

[Bigfeet]

I live close to an air force special ops base. The guys with the C-130 gunships. One of their bumper stickers is "you can run but you'll only die tired" Aother one I saw on some special ops guys car was "After you pull the pin Mr. grenade is no longer your friend!" "thumbsup"

 

[davidcrawls]

one of my buddies has this on his tailgate on his truck he stole it from a bumper sticker. " LIFT'EM UP FAT CHICKS CANT JUMP" when he put it on there and i saw it for the first time i rolled laughing.
dave

 

[mudplower]

the best one is"NO FAT CHICKS!"

 

[clodstall]

i officially pwned this thread.

thanks.that went real good with a BUZZ.. laughed like he*% still laughing right now.

 

[clodstall]

fat chick and moped are alike
both are ok to ride until your friends see you on one.

 

[nktrnl]

One I spotted the other day... Speak inglis

 

[taylor smith]

my custom mail box letters on my flat bed say

HAVE YOU RAN OVER A TOYOTA LATELY?


my dads got

ASHES TO ASHES, DUST TO DUST, IF IT WERENT FOR FORDS MY TOOLS WOULD RUST
he drives a for like mine, only newer

 

[mudplower]

thats beutiful. post a pic. i wanna see your Redneck inguinity

 

[taylor smith]

and yes their mail box letters. casot me 5$ per side.

 

[JIA's Dad]

Today I'm following a Dodge Ram 250 Bumper sticker says

"CAN YOU HEMI NOW"

Truck was stock really quiet. I didn't get it!!! But the driver was talking on his cell phone!!!

 

[Mr. Chevy]

"If it's too loud you're too old"

"My ROCK will crush your RICE"

"No fat chicks truck will scrape"

 

[joehein]

greatest bumper sticker ever:

if your gunna ride my @&&, at least pull my hair a little

 

[Kev808]

Actually not a bumper sticker, But there's a septic truck with a logo on it saying " Your Poo-Poo is my Bread & Butter ":shock:

 

[camel_rc]

PETA:
People eating tasty animals

 

[raytard]

Watch out for the DUMBAZZ behind me!!!



If I just passed you on the RIGHT;
YOU'RE IN THE WRONG FU(K1N lane!!!



COPS, SUCK, BALLS!!! (it takes balls to wear this one :lol

 

[OORRACING]

I'm going to by this one for my truck:
"If I roll it, I'm screwed!!!"

And I want my license plate to say this:
"NERFME"
(It's a dezert racing thing)

Also:
"Bow-ties are for gay guys."
"Friends dont let friends dive chevy's"

 

[davway]

"I got this car for my wife.........Good swap!"

 

[srfrkyle1234]

"My other ride is your girlfriend"

 

[xjwalt666]

Daddys Little Princess Is My Little Wh0re