I eat 4 toilet paper rolls a week

[Duuuuuuuude]

the wife asked me to do more of that so we didnt go through TP so fast.

Thats why I use the decorative towels. "thumbsup"

 

[Creepy Inc.]

I thought everyone enjoyed pooping? Especially on the clock at work.

I hate taking dumps. Its just a pain in the ass. I always what to shower after I'm done. If I could live with out dumping I'd be happy. Or maybe if they made a pill that let you poop like a rabbit. Nice and small with no need to wipe at all. There's nothing worse then getting one of those never ending wipes were you rub your ass raw and there still crap on the paper.

 

[BJoe]

might consider a change or diet then........................:shock:"thumbsup"

 

[crazyorigin]

So after eating all that toilet paper did she need to wipe her ass after taking a dump?:roll:

I bet it at least did some of the work for ya, it would be like pooping out a paper mache log but more pulpy. I guess its better than eating hair like some do.... but I don't know why anyone would be taking a crap, and wipe their craptrap and think "I bet this toilet paper would be a good dietary food.......nomm,nommm,nommm, mygoodness, it really is snugglie fresh!!"

I never liked chewing paper for spitballs as a kid, swallowed a couple to keep from gettin caught and that was horrid, mealing down entire rolls? I would think it would blow your stomach to hell.

 

[ROCKEDUP RICKY]

Ah got-it, you're not a Hot Carl guy, you're a Golden Shower guy."thumbsup"

:ror:

That happen to me once.

 

[ROCKEDUP RICKY]

Thats why I use the decorative towels. "thumbsup"

I didn't think you used anything.

 

[ROCKEDUP RICKY]

I hate taking dumps. Its just a pain in the ass. I always what to shower after I'm done. If I could live with out dumping I'd be happy. Or maybe if they made a pill that let you poop like a rabbit. Nice and small with no need to wipe at all. There's nothing worse then getting one of those never ending wipes were you rub your ass raw and there still crap on the paper.

You should see a Doctor

 

[Creepy Inc.]

You should see a Doctor

They just tell me lay off the red meat and eat more salads.

F that! I ratther keep some baby wipes in the house, car and, at work"thumbsup"

 

[BJoe]

Seems like it's worse than that:shock:

 

[soilwork]

Its even better on overtime for time+1/2 or doubletime. I bet I make $80 or so a week while pooping at work, its pretty luxurions.

LMFAO:lmao:

 

[Duuuuuuuude]

I didn't think you used anything.

Usually I don't, but I really hate decorative towels.

 

[ROCKEDUP RICKY]

Usually I don't, but I really hate decorative towels.

Oh I see. I'm glad you like me.

 

[Harley]

Really, just eat a roll after dinner and your golden.

It's a "Dinner Roll"...... Get it? :ror:

 

[ROCKEDUP RICKY]

It's a "Dinner Roll"...... Get it? :ror:

Whole new meaning to the word for me now.:ror:

P.S we need to talk.

 

[Harley]

P.S we need to talk.

Are you breaking up with me via RCC? Real classy!

 

[scorpion ax-10]

is it just me or has anyone else read this and couldnt stop laughing....maybe im weird, but thats funny stuff

 

[ROCKEDUP RICKY]

Are you breaking up with me via RCC? Real classy!

Oh , I would never treat you like that. Not you Harley, I have Dezfan a couple times.:ror: