Wicked Monkey
Rock Crawler
Yo mama's so fat, THX can't surround her.
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Insults,cut downs, yo mamma jokes, Rude
- Thread starter 6sharky9
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Peaker
Rock Crawler
Last night some old whiner caught me in a really bad mood.
Him: i am affraid to die alone
Me : well strap some dynamite around your waist run into a crowd and hit the button, i guarantee you wont die alone. :twisted:
Him: i am affraid to die alone
Me : well strap some dynamite around your waist run into a crowd and hit the button, i guarantee you wont die alone. :twisted:
Sheepdawg23wm
Quarry Creeper
Yo mama's titties are so saggy, she supports em with tube socks
6sharky9
RCC Addict
Yo mamas so stupid..she got locked in a supermarket and almost died of starvation.
A couple oldies but goodies... "thumbsup"
Yo mamma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
Your mamma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Your mamma's so slow, she got hit by a parked car.
That is all. :lmao:
Yo mamma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
Your mamma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Your mamma's so slow, she got hit by a parked car.
That is all. :lmao:
Wicked Monkey
Rock Crawler
Yo mama's so fat, China uses her to block the Internet.
6sharky9
RCC Addict
Yo mama so stupid ;she tried committing suicide jumping out of a parked car.
1tonscout
Quarry Creeper
Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
hotrodsonoma
RCC Addict
I went in the store today.When I got ready to check out,the cashier looked at me and said you smell good,what do you have on?
I told her that I couldn't tell her.
Got checked out and before I could leave,she said again,"you sure do smell good".What do you have on?
I then asked her "do you really want to know what I have on"?
She said"yes"that she wanted to get her boyfriend some.
I laughed and said
"I have a hard on,but didn't know you could smell it".
Lmao
I told her that I couldn't tell her.
Got checked out and before I could leave,she said again,"you sure do smell good".What do you have on?
I then asked her "do you really want to know what I have on"?
She said"yes"that she wanted to get her boyfriend some.
I laughed and said
"I have a hard on,but didn't know you could smell it".
Lmao
Constant Threat
Rock Crawler
Your mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's
6sharky9
RCC Addict
Im trying to see your point of view but I cant seem to fit my head that far up your azz.
SINister
RCC Addict
Yo mama is so fat her belly button doesn't have lint it has sweaters.
ColquittCustom405
I wanna be Dave
Your Mom walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a jack and coke...ummmm.... forgot how thew rest of this joke goes, but your mom is a whore.
WHITE-TRASH
I wanna be Dave
I was going to bang your mom but the line was too long so I just grabbed a beer from the fridge and had your dad suck me off.