"Meals you wished you hadn't eaten!" Food thread

[microgoat]

 

[Harley]

I held up my hand and said I only came in here to pull the handle on one machine, tell me where it is now or get a mop. Another wet fart punctuated the sentence.

Classic. :lmao:

 

[BJoe]

There needs to be a warning to those that might want to read this thread, it's a freaking suffocation hazard:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

[schmaged88]

The best part had to be dessert... An Apple Coffee Cake if i'm not mistaken. Served from a similar can. I believe the ingredients were a foam couch cushion topped with un-sweetened / sticky applesauce and a cinnamon / kitty-litter crumble. "thumbsup"

Hells bells yes!!! Jesus I don't miss that food one bit!!!

 

[OTHGbronco82]

This is more of a why did I eat the whole thing. I had a whole 12oz. outback special with rice and french fries and by the time we got out of the parking lot I had to go. Get home, run to the bathroom after unlocking the stupid front door, then all hell breaks loose and I feel a little better.

 

[BigSki]

This is not so much a meal, but I wolfed down a 1lb bag of black Jelly Belly beans today, I'm paying for it now and there's only 1 roll of TP left! :shock:

 

[Red Rockcrawler]

I never knew Lasagna came in a big can and could be made out of strips of Delrin, Ketchup and Cat Food until I joined the ARMY and went to N.T.C. @ Ft. Irwin, CA.

The farts were brutal, and TRYING to crap was equally painfull! :evil:

+1 fort fort Irwin mess halls

The best part had to be dessert... An Apple Coffee Cake if i'm not mistaken. Served from a similar can. I believe the ingredients were a foam couch cushion topped with un-sweetened / sticky applesauce and a cinnamon / kitty-litter crumble. "thumbsup"

You guys are forgetting the MRE. Those are Meals Rejected by Ethopians

 

[GiJoe]

You guys are forgetting the MRE. Those are Meals Rejected by Ethopians

Remember being excited to be served a "HOT" breakfast like this!

"I'll have maple syrup on everything please!"

 

[Red Rockcrawler]

Looks like they improved since I was in the service. You couldn't tell if it was really food. I was in the army from 1992 to 1994 I know Fort Irwin to well spent 5 tours there and the last one was 5 weeks long.

 

[bmuzz1]

I've been laughing my *** off at some of these stories but it did remind me of one of my own I had been trying to forget.

Went out with the family to the Japanese buffet which isn't such a bad place most of the time, but this one time I decided to try some oysters on the half shell. I thought they tasted a little weird so I stopped at 2.
Well when I got home I decided to go for a walk around the neighborhood and about 4 blocks from the house I started to get the butt pucker. Probably didn't help that it was 95* at 9pm. I knew there was No way I was going to make it home so I frantically looked around for a porta john since they were still building in the area, but nothing so I ducked behind some equipment and before I got my shorts below my knees all hell broke loose.

Worst part was having to walk the rest of the way home covered in crap.

Needless to say, I'm a little more careful about my seafood now and where I eat it...I also don't walk after eating anymore!! :ror: