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utbeamer · 09-13-2005, 10:44 AM

11:00 PM PARIS, France -- Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap - which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years. Armstrong's girlfriend and American rocker Sheryl Crowe is quoted as saying "we use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout Europe."

Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong himself and found several other interesting items that they have never seen before, including a backbone and balls.

Tee Hee - random sh!t from the web

badger · 09-13-2005, 10:46 AM

Good **** mane

Tuffguy · 09-13-2005, 01:15 PM

**EDIT** ..... He has only one ball thank you very much

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and yes I bet you would like to know how I know!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kevin

braceysdad · 09-13-2005, 01:27 PM

Yeah they named a pen in his honor the "Uni-ball".

Was that wrong?

Magic · 09-13-2005, 02:12 PM

I say F the French, and if they are so F ing smart, why dont they speak english? they are just pissed because their little balled men cant beat an american.

Knytemare · 09-13-2005, 07:28 PM

Hahaha!

radishkid · 09-13-2005, 07:48 PM

Interestingly enough, Tyler Hamilton was caught blood pumping, but that was quickly forgotten. I'm not a big Lance fan, but the suspicions of him are at least bound to more than the French purely hating him. His former team mate was found to have taken blood transfusions into his body to boost his red blood cell count.
Lance has also done something no other human being has done, namely to win the hardest stage race in cycling 7 times and the French national treasure. He only races this one race. Frankly, he can't seem to win any other races because he's only good at team racing. He can't win this race by himself. It is a dedicated team trained to pull him, draft him, protect him, and pull back from him at critical times that allows him to survive to the mountains. His time trials are nothing spectacular by cycling standards. Kudos to him for showing the French up. Kudos for retiring and letting the sport return to its old lovable soap opera on two wheels. I've had enough of Lance. It's like winning the Superbowl, but never a regular season game.

09-13-2005, 10:44 AM	#1
utbeamer Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Orem, UT Posts: 239	Lance Armstrong is Arrested 11:00 PM PARIS, France -- Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France. The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap - which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years. Armstrong's girlfriend and American rocker Sheryl Crowe is quoted as saying "we use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout Europe." Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong himself and found several other interesting items that they have never seen before, including a backbone and balls. Tee Hee - random sh!t from the web

09-13-2005, 02:12 PM	#5
Magic Rock Crawler Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Thats a Good question Posts: 552	I say F the French, and if they are so F ing smart, why dont they speak english? they are just pissed because their little balled men cant beat an american. Last edited by Magic; 09-13-2005 at 02:12 PM. Reason: spelling

09-13-2005, 10:46 AM	#2
badger Diggin' the new SCX10 II! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Norcal Posts: 11,402	Good **** mane

09-13-2005, 01:15 PM	#3
Tuffguy Gold Star Baby Momma! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Maumelle, Ar Posts: 713	EDIT ..... He has only one ball thank you very much . . . and yes I bet you would like to know how I know!!!!!!!!!!!! Kevin

09-13-2005, 01:27 PM	#4
braceysdad Adilynsdad too! Join Date: May 2004 Location: G ville Posts: 8,844	Yeah they named a pen in his honor the "Uni-ball". Was that wrong?

09-13-2005, 07:28 PM	#6
Knytemare Rock Crawler Join Date: May 2005 Location: Fort Wayne Posts: 728	Hahaha!

09-13-2005, 07:48 PM	#7
radishkid Quarry Creeper Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: In the saddle... Posts: 473	Interestingly enough, Tyler Hamilton was caught blood pumping, but that was quickly forgotten. I'm not a big Lance fan, but the suspicions of him are at least bound to more than the French purely hating him. His former team mate was found to have taken blood transfusions into his body to boost his red blood cell count. Lance has also done something no other human being has done, namely to win the hardest stage race in cycling 7 times and the French national treasure. He only races this one race. Frankly, he can't seem to win any other races because he's only good at team racing. He can't win this race by himself. It is a dedicated team trained to pull him, draft him, protect him, and pull back from him at critical times that allows him to survive to the mountains. His time trials are nothing spectacular by cycling standards. Kudos to him for showing the French up. Kudos for retiring and letting the sport return to its old lovable soap opera on two wheels. I've had enough of Lance. It's like winning the Superbowl, but never a regular season game.

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