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02-11-2009, 10:28 AM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hamburg, MI
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|  Men strike back Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromata really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you know whena woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....' ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ---------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. -- -------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ---------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------------------------------ Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street with a bald head And a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------ Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and To the select few women who can handle it! |
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02-11-2009, 10:54 AM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Great Britain
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Terriby sexist but to funny not to laugh at.  |
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02-11-2009, 11:02 AM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hamburg, MI
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i was thinking the same thing
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02-11-2009, 11:39 AM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fredericksburg
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Nice! Figured I'd throw this one in: Why shouldn't women have driver's licenses? Because there is no road between the kitchen and the laundry room. |
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02-11-2009, 11:42 AM
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02-11-2009, 11:45 AM
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| What’s the term for a woman that has just lost 95% of her intelligence? Widow. |
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02-11-2009, 12:39 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: buckeye,AZ
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those are good |
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02-11-2009, 01:51 PM
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| Suck it up!   Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Arkansas
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Here's another... A good woman is hard to beat. A bad one isn't.  |
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02-11-2009, 02:01 PM
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02-11-2009, 02:30 PM
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 I don't agree with physical violence, nor do I promote it, but I do joke about it from time to time like I do other serious things like religion, racism, politics, etc etc. And yes, there is nothing funny about rape. Unless you're raping a clown.  | |
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02-11-2009, 04:02 PM
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And yes, there is nothing funny about rape. Unless you're raping a clown. [/QUOTE]clown f**ker |
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02-11-2009, 04:05 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Westland, MI
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Your going to DIE clown!  |
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02-11-2009, 04:41 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: *
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If you don't like the jokes, go away...F'n whiners. Why are wedding dresses white? Because the dishwasher should match the rest of the appliances in the kitchen. . |
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02-11-2009, 07:36 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Irvine KY
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sorry bout this but its just to funny  |
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02-11-2009, 07:41 PM
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Oh man, I've always loved that picture. Too funny!
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02-11-2009, 07:44 PM
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02-11-2009, 07:52 PM
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