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03-30-2009, 08:51 PM
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| RCC Addict  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Nevada
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|  some humor A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap w e don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out hi s AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.' The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.' God BlessAmerica |
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03-30-2009, 09:07 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Canby, Oregon
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LOL thats great. Racist but great
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03-30-2009, 09:56 PM
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| Rock Crawler  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Midway
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| GodBless REDNECK GIRLS!!!
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03-30-2009, 10:27 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Reno
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Haha that was a good one.
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03-30-2009, 10:27 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sin City
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I don't think it was that fuuny and it will just make some pepole mad.
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03-31-2009, 04:14 AM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Nevada
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well,for example,the other day my wife and I went into town to do a spot of shopping. We were only in the first shop for about 5 minutes but when we came out there was a traffic officer writing out a parking ticket for a Prius with an "Obama 08" bumper sticker on it. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Dumb ass and racist. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires. So Mary called him a dickhead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more haranguing we did the the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age. Better? it was a joke, take it as one  | |
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03-31-2009, 07:46 AM
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| Newbie Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Helendale
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 That was funny as shit
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