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10-03-2009, 09:53 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: cape crud... will you be my friend
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|  fortune fail....
my bro came over so we could put down some green... well one thing led to the munchies and he gets this in a fortune cookie...  english please ??? wtf !?!?!?!? ... |
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10-03-2009, 09:55 PM
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| Hateraide   Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Mission BC
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i had chinese but my fortune you could read lol  |
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10-03-2009, 10:35 PM
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| Suck it up!   Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Arkansas
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Luch is either mice or satelites. A shower of mice would be strange. A shower of satelites would be very very bad. Just to be safe, you should proceed to the nearest underground bunker and await further instruction. |
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10-04-2009, 08:59 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Fresno
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|  got this one the other week, not as funny but; the thing is that the number 7 is an unlucky number in chinese culture i guess its more like irony  |
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10-04-2009, 09:01 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: back where I belong
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10-04-2009, 09:13 PM
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| I joined the Band! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Sacramento
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the trick to fortune cookies is you add the words " in bed " at the end of any fortune cookie statement, and it makes the fortune much better.  and these two fortunes seem to be the worst possible example of what im trying to say hehe
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10-04-2009, 09:23 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cottontown
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Bwaaaahahahahahahaha......
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10-04-2009, 09:48 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: cape crud... will you be my friend
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10-05-2009, 04:30 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH
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I got a fortune that told me "Now is the time to make circles with mints. Do not haste any longer." Still trying to figure out what the hell that's all about. |
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10-05-2009, 10:34 AM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Pasadena
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You will be showered with good lunch eh? Sounds like a deal to me!
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10-05-2009, 10:39 AM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Detroit
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I have one that says "Your tongue is your ambassador" you don't even need to add "in bed" to that one.  Last edited by binaryterror; 10-05-2009 at 06:03 PM. Reason: add pics |
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