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12-15-2005, 04:28 PM
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| bendforthebone Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jamul
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|  christmas story
A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my *** for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady *****es cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little ****s I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat *** and draw unemployment. There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason, I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season |
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12-15-2005, 04:33 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Central NY
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pretty funny. i saw it as a comment on myspace.com. hey youre not supposed to the C word in public!  i think thats bull **** |
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12-15-2005, 07:59 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: May 2005 Location: omaha
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Funny as hell!! Oh, by the way... *CHRISTMAS* It is a national holiday, f*ck anyone that has a problem with it. If you don't like it, move to another country or find enough people to vote with you and change the rules  P.S. I don't have a problem with other religion's holidays, just getting tired of being treated like sub-human scum for wishing someone a merry christmas. |
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12-15-2005, 11:01 PM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding from Goodall
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12-16-2005, 10:43 AM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Minnesota
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I bet the same people who have a problem with someone saying Merry Christmas has no problem with getting the day off work and getting gifts. Does it really matter that much. There are plenty of other things to worry about then who says Merry Christmas and who doesn't
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