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11-12-2009, 01:49 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: SUPERMOTO heaven
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|  Another worthless thread..."Five Things"
Stolen from another forum, some of the answers were hilarious. What are the five things you would buy at Walmart to freak out the cashier? |
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11-12-2009, 01:52 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: By a lake in Thornton
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lime salt, hack saw, rubber gloves, rubber tube and condoms
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11-12-2009, 01:55 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Houston, TX
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That will do it!
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11-12-2009, 01:56 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: tn
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chain saw, 60 gallon trash bags, gloves, pancake mix and ski mask  |
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11-12-2009, 01:58 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: SUPERMOTO heaven
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my answer on the other forum was: four copies of "Time Cop" lotion |
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11-12-2009, 02:03 PM
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| 20K Club   Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sending illegals home one Hayabusa at a time.
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Cottage cheese, a video camera, a thong, a cucumber and fish hooks.
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11-12-2009, 02:06 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: O.C
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A quart of oil, golf tees, 6 yards of felt, whiffle ball bat, beef jerky!
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11-12-2009, 02:23 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: BV
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 How about: A children's Tricycle Starting Fluid Shop Rags The biggest fawking knife in the store Duct Tape Then complain to the cashier that you couldn't find lye  On my 21st birthday I went to the grocery store (in california) and loaded up the cart with condoms, a big bottle of vodka, a case of beer and some infant size diapers. When I got to the checkout I claimed to not have enough money and put the diapers back. You should have seen the look on her face  Last edited by chrisjlittle; 11-12-2009 at 02:27 PM. | |
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11-12-2009, 02:35 PM
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| R.I.P. Chip  Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Crawler State
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Sad thing is I have done this several times. At the 07 Nats in Moab we had to run to the store for several items. We ended up walking out with: Duct tape, Zip ties, rope, a pack of hotdogs, and a squeeze bottle of mayonase. We joked about running to the store for a "rape kit" |
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11-12-2009, 02:40 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: SUPERMOTO heaven
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how about: a package of sushi a bag of live goldfish fillet knife soy sauce Hannah Montana costume | |
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11-12-2009, 02:56 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: roland,ar
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ive got one. when i was working out of town with the family business, we were in lake village,ark, helpin electricians pull cable for a gen cutover. well they ran out of "cable lube". so we go to wally world to grab mc'ds (dinner) and 5 big jars of vaseline. 3 guys-5 jars of vaseline??? yeah you shoulda seen the looks we got!! |
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11-12-2009, 03:10 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Great Britain
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Jack Daniels, Diapers, rope, rubbers and a hatchet.  |
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11-12-2009, 03:21 PM
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| Newbie Join Date: May 2009 Location: Nebraska
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LOL! Y'all are crazy! pack of condoms pregnancy test ovulation kit ky lube pack of straight pins |
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11-12-2009, 03:45 PM
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| 06 Super National Champ  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Stark Industries Bar and Grill
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tree saw, poncho, roll of plastic, shovel, and wheelbarrow.
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11-12-2009, 03:48 PM
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| Who's your Daddy-0! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Augusta
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Pregnancy Kit 1 Medal coat hanger Douche Duck Tape 1 canning jar Should freak them out a little  |
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11-12-2009, 03:48 PM
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| R.I.P. Chip Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Crawler State
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Bottle of Jack Pregnacy test laytex gloves Wire coat hangers Advil |
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11-12-2009, 03:49 PM
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| R.I.P. Chip Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Crawler State
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11-12-2009, 03:50 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: May 2006 Location: FOUR 8 OH
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11-12-2009, 03:52 PM
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| 06 Super National Champ Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Stark Industries Bar and Grill
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Orange juice Drain-0 Baby bottles I don't think you'd need two more. |
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11-12-2009, 03:56 PM
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| R.I.P. Chip Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Crawler State
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A gallon of vegatable oil. Jumbo roll of saran wrap. 1 hamster. Bic razor. Roll of string. |
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