Merry Christmas Green Star Giveaway #1 (non star members only)

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[CustomCrawlerZ]

One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."

So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?"

"Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."

She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?"

Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my d*%k this way!"

[Johnson420]

From this past weekend.

"The Poker Run Pull Off"

My 1.9 Chevy Scaler, Mamba Max, 35 turn motor, ON 15 CELLS!!!
The track we had was 15ft in dirt and the weight was about 19lbs on the tonka truck.

I asked my Buddy Jerry "AxlSnapr" to video my Poker Run Pull Off.
I handed him a small onboard style cam, show him how to turn it on and such....

ENJOY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gibK_zheq7I

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The good news is I think this will give Jason the best laugh

[caymin last]

[flybynighter]

Once Again, I was disqualified from my neighborhood's "Best Decorated House" contest due to my bad attitude!

[josh hayes]

[xDamianx]

Hey you guys really need to do this often but i got a joke for you guys:
How can you tell Santa from Tiger Woods? Santa stops after 3 Ho's

[03libertysport]

I recently received a press release E-mailed from a friend at the North Pole. What a shocker: Downsizing, early retirement and corporate restructuring will change holiday traditions. Here it is:
Comet and Cupid have taken an early retirement package. Speculation swirls like snowflakes that they will not be replaced. The streamlining is necessitated by the loss of the North Pole's dominance in the gift distribution business. Home shopping channels, Internet shopping and mail-order catalogs have reduced Santa's market share. He could not sit by and permit further erosion of the bottom line.
Mr. Clause does not expect delays in distribution because of the investment in a lightweight sled and productivity training taken by the other reindeer at B-School seminars. He pointed out that the reduction in reindeer will lessen airborne emissions and bring his sled in compliance with federal aviation standards for same.
The Jolly One also said that Rudolph's role will not change. Management denies, in the strongest possible language, the earlier comment from a senior elf that Rudolph's red nose was the result of hitting the sauce and maintains that Rudolph is suffering from nothing more than a cold. Santa says the comment was taken out of context at an extremely stressful time of year. Inside sources say the elf has been transferred to the reindeer stables.
As for further restructuring, today's global challenges require the North Pole to constantly evaluate the competitiveness of its operations and products. Therefore, effective immediately, the following changes will be made in "The Twelve Days of Christmas" subsidiary.
1. The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree will be replaced by a plastic tree. Sources cited annual maintenance costs and the fact that the pears did not develop into the cash crop some anticipated. The tree will be sold as firewood and a one-time gain will be added to the bottom line.
2. The two turtle-doves are a redundancy that is not cost effective. In addition, their on-the-job romance was a distraction to other workers. Their positions will be eliminated.
3. The three French hens will remain intact because of the terms of a fly-over treaty recently signed with the French government.
4. The four calling birds will be replaced by voicemail, a call-waiting feature and an automated paging system. Consultants have been brought in to determine the optimal system configuration and choice of long-distance carriers based on sources and destination of calls.
5. The five golden rings will be sold on the open market because of the excellent price for gold. Lead rings sheathed in a five-micron thick gold plate will replace them, so they can still be called golden.
6. The six geese-a-laying are a luxury the North Pole can no longer afford given the fluctuations in goose egg prices in the global commodity markets. The three most productive geese will be retained as a market hedge.
7. The seven swans-a-swimming will be discontinued because of the costs associated with maintaining a heated pool at the North Pole. The current swans will be sent to outplacement in the hope they can eventually catch on in a warmer climate.
8. The eight maids-a-milking have come under scrutiny by the EEOC. An out-of-court settlement involving the purchase of automated milking equipment and the reassignment of the maids is being studied. Thirteen lawyers-a-suing may eventually decide the outcome.
9. Nine ladies dancing will be phased out because dancing does not add to the bottom line. Since the dancers are union employees, there may be grievances filed.
10. The ten lords-a-leaping will be replaced by ten people who starred in Toyota commercials because they are willing to work for scale.
11. The eleven pipers piping and twelve drummers drumming is a simple case of the band being out of touch with current demographics. A grunge band from Seattle will take their place.

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[crawldog]

‘Twas the night before Christmas
Santa was busy
Delivering presents
And Mrs. Claus was dizzy
For several months now
The same every year
There’d been no time for sex
The mission was clear
Crack the whip with those elves
To make enough toys
To satisfy a world
Of girls and boys
But satisfied isn’t
What Mrs. Claus was
And the horniness built up to
A hell of a buzz
So on Christmas Eve
Mrs. Claus was still reeling
From a chronic wet *****
No Santa was feeling
The elves were pissed off
From being worked to the bone
And they were pent up
With problems of their own
And it’s not like the elves
Hadn’t noticed the lass
Cause young Mrs. Claus
Had some great tits and ass
So they spun up a plan
And marched into the house
Surrounded Mrs. Claus
And tore off her blouse
And before she knew it
She was naked and lying
On the rug by the fire
But she wasn’t crying
Because one by one
The elves had their way
With young Mrs. Claus
She was a hell of a lay

She learned that not everything
About elves was small
They ****ed in the kitchen
They ****ed in the hall
They sucked on her tit
They licked her sweet clit
She blew them in gratitude
Swallowed, not spit
And when all had come
At least once or twice
Mrs. Claus told the elves
They were naughty and nice
So they’d cucked the old bastard
And he never knew
How well she’d been ****ed
And the elves that she blew
So if you’re workaholic
And the wife is ignored
And she’s sexy and horny
And so very bored
And you travel on business
While your crew is at home
There’s a damn good chance
They’ll give her the bone
On this eve before Christmas
It was a delight
The elves ****ed Mrs. Claus
And they had a good night

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