Alla akbar

[Madcratebuilder]

Subject: Alla akbar!



While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a
Bottle in a cave and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the
bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"



"You ignorant, unworthydaughter-of-a-dog!
Don't you know who I am?
I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of
the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in
my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you!"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.



The next morning Bin La den woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding, (poor Tonya) and Hillary Clinton.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health
insurance.

God is good.

[DISTURBIN' tha PEACE]

LMAO

[Madcratebuilder]

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said,
"Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
The Sergeant Major's short reply was,
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring o f trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said , "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little extreme?"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice,

"You think so? It's only 2130 now."

[fuzzhead]

Originally Posted by Madcratebuilder

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said,
"Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
The Sergeant Major's short reply was,
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring o f trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said , "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little extreme?"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice,

"You think so? It's only 2130 now."

thats pretty good.