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Old 01-21-2010, 12:38 PM   #1
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Default male speed (ice) skating...gay or bad ass?

i watched the Colbert Report at lunch and they did a little bit/spoof this.

im torn. on one hand its a bunch of dudes wearing full body condoms slaping asses after the race.

on the other hand there doing like 30 mph (i have no idea) using nothing but pure muscle. no motor rumbling or mechanical stuff, just the sound of air wizing by there ears. thats got to be a cool feeling.

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other than the fact of the queer tights,the sheer leg strength and stamina of the guys is amazing!
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Old 01-21-2010, 12:51 PM   #3
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slaping asses after the race.
Sounds no different to me than football or baseball.

BTW, that is no spoof. Stephen Colbert is sponsoring the US Mens team in that sport after they lost their previous sponsor.
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stamina of the guys is amazing!
that just made his question sound even more homosexual
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than football or baseball.
More gays slapping asses.
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that just made his question sound even more homosexual
You would notice that.
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YEah the suits are kinda homo-ish but thats what they gotta do to be aerodynamic. I think the sport is pretty awesome. Them guys get movin!
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At least they're wearing something. Imagine them all wearing speedos and shaving everything like the swimmers.
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Old 01-21-2010, 04:27 PM   #9
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Imagine them all wearing speedos and shaving everything like the swimmers.
Sounds like you've already imagined this

I think speed skating is bad ass. If you've never actually seen an event, it's pretty incredible how fast these guys (and gals) haul it around the rink. We have an annual speed skating event near here on the lake, marathon distances of something like 60 miles. Lots of risk of frostbite, as they'll hold it even when it's -30C out!

Also, those blades are razor sharp. They wear thick padded gloves to avoid cutting off their fingers in a crash. The risk of death or dismemberment in a sport is always cool :-P
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Sounds like you've already imagined this
Balls squeezing out the side as they're taking fast corners.
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Extremely gay.....thanks for the chance.
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on the other hand there doing like 30 mph (i have no idea)
According to this "competitors can reach speeds greater than 40 mph."
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