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03-05-2010, 09:31 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Scumrise, Flooriduh
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Mods feel free to delete if this is inappropriate.... Yesterday the corner of a 100 lb steel drawer was opened with much force into my groin. My "left one" is broken. Sub dermal Hematoma of the "left one" I do not wish this kind of pain on my worst enemy (if I had one) My wife who met me at the ER told the doctor that we were trying for a kid this year, he replied "not for at least a month your not, mkae sure he takes these (percocet). The jokes in the office are certainly not forum appropriate, but I am certainly at the butt end of a bunch of them. |
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03-05-2010, 09:41 AM
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| 2006 2.2 National Champ   Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Big Bear Lake
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Ouch!! As long as you don't have a pool boy, milk man or gardener...........you should be ok.  Get some rest.  |
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03-05-2010, 09:45 AM
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| 06 Super National Champ  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Stark Industries Bar and Grill
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...or a cable guy, dishwasher repairman, and whatever you do, DO NOT order pizza delivery.  Get some rest. Given the user name and what happened I'm sure there are a few jokes to be made there as well. |
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03-05-2010, 10:09 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chico now
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You gotta look at the cup, or in this case sack, as half full. At least your right one is still good.
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03-05-2010, 10:45 AM
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| No idea what I'm doing Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Underground, CO
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OUCH! Get some rest Richard |
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03-05-2010, 10:51 AM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: minnesota
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bags of frozen corn/peas..... |
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03-05-2010, 11:17 AM
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| Adilynsdad too!   Join Date: May 2004 Location: G ville
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What is your address again?? Here is a game you can play while your healing... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhl7f...17BC0&index=22 |
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03-05-2010, 11:29 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Scumrise, Flooriduh
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ouch CRUEL and unusual punishment... I love it hahahahaseriously though this is a far less than pleasant ordeal. | |
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03-05-2010, 11:30 AM
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| Adilynsdad too! Join Date: May 2004 Location: G ville
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03-05-2010, 11:36 AM
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| Rock Crawler  Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: kansas city
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i had a testicular torsion at the age of 14... i was on a ladder painting my grandmothers house when it felt like i took a baseball bat to the twig and berries... 3 operation later and a new fake "berry" and im good to go. for those who dont know what a testicular torsion is.. its when the "berry" spins inside and eventually cuts off the circulation and kills the "berry"  |
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03-05-2010, 11:41 AM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Renton
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I'm sorry for your lost... Do you need any crawler parts?
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03-05-2010, 11:42 AM
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| Adilynsdad too! Join Date: May 2004 Location: G ville
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03-05-2010, 12:05 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Scumrise, Flooriduh
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the doc chuckled, looked at me and said "your not trying anything for at least a month" :? | |
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03-05-2010, 02:02 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Philadelphia, PA
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Richard Hurts from Holden
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03-05-2010, 04:19 PM
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| 06 Super National Champ Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Stark Industries Bar and Grill
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2 balls, 1 drawer
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03-05-2010, 04:58 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: North Wales
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Having had a not quite so severe incident on a mountain bike (downhill race, big drop, snapped suspension, saddle and berries connected at speed) I know some of what you must be feeling. My sympathies and may I suggest one of these --  Jokes aside it may help to stop it hurting so much when sat down or in the car. |
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03-05-2010, 05:53 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: gig harbor
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had a simular thing happen to me in highschool from a full swing from someone elses badmitten racket dropped me to the floor in a instant. 25 yrs later had it removed from cancer. now my theme song is "im half the man i use to be". haha, keep an eye on it if it swells up to fit in your palm in three days get it checked out fast. no kidding aside there. later g |
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03-05-2010, 06:01 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Philadelphia, PA
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stop with the stories. My balls are hurting just reading them, I'm getting that sick want to throw up feeling
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03-05-2010, 06:10 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Scumrise, Flooriduh
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 that is great man!I have already been to the doc, they ultra sounded them. Subdermal Hematoma, "should" be ok in time Crawl_Before_Walking I will get one of those ball preservers, thanks for the tip! | |
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03-05-2010, 06:25 PM
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| Adilynsdad too! Join Date: May 2004 Location: G ville
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pix or it never happened...
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