Yakima WA schools get it right

[Dragon51]

Schools in Yakima are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!


NAME____________________

GANG/CREW NAME______________

CRIB_________________


1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shootin. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive- by before he gotta reload?

2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per mo nth, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bit ches Tyrone knocked up?

9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?

10. Terrell steals Juan's skateboard. As Terrell skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Terrell be when he gets whacked?

[dub599]

most of theose questions are more relavent to real life than most of what high school teaches. thats hilarious

[thumper68]

OK Thats just wrong!! Funny as hell but still wrong.

The worst part is I can see it being used....

[TattooKenny]

Kinda racist but I could see it being used.....

[Dragon51]

There are some hard problems to solve on their you have to know some of the missing variables!

I grew up in Yakima and Seattle but it can be applied to may other city's in the US it's sad too.

But still funny to read!

[Mayhem Eng.]

I didn't see anything racist about it?

[JeremyH]

Originally Posted by dub599

most of these questions are more relevant to real lives of the high school teachers.

Here, I fixed it for you....

[montana.matt]

Originally Posted by Mayhem Eng.

I didn't see anything racist about it?

X2

[Skeeno]

Wow, first I've seen of this

[TattooKenny]

Originally Posted by Mayhem Eng.

I didn't see anything racist about it?

The names are all black and mexican. White people can be gangsta to!

[montana.matt]

Originally Posted by TattooKenny

The names are all black and mexican. White people can be gangsta to!

Not really.... I've known white dudes named Leroy and Dwayne
The rest...... well...... yeah

[JasonInAugusta]

Originally Posted by TattooKenny

Kinda racist but I could see it being used.....

Where does the line get drawn between racism and an observation of society?

[Spock]

I think this test is so funny!

[00racer]

what yakima has gang problems...not in the palm springs of washington (those that live or have traveled through yakima will get this)


edit:to explain^

[opek]

Originally Posted by Dragon51

Schools in Yakima are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!


NAME____________________

GANG/CREW NAME______________

CRIB_________________


1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shootin. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive- by before he gotta reload?

2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per mo nth, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bit ches Tyrone knocked up?

9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?

10. Terrell steals Juan's skateboard. As Terrell skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Terrell be when he gets whacked?

That's funny because black people are poor and live in underdeveloped parts of our country!