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06-29-2010, 04:29 PM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Milwaukie OR
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|  A tale of the "Front Side Jones"
Prepare your minds for this awesome fart story. This is perhaps, the coolest fart I have ever encountered. So on my way to WCC this last weekend, I encountered a fart. It was no regular fart... oh no. This one was a magical fart. Much like the underground sewer lines on New York. When the fart occured, it was one of those, that your butt cheeks were sealed shut, and the air traveled, in an un-natural manner. But rather than dissipating at the top of my crack, or on the other side gently tickling my choad... It proceeded past my choad, and to the left side of my goodies. It hesitated a minute, and the air bubble felt like I was pinching a string bean between my thigh, and jewls. After about 1.5 seconds, it vented on the top side of my rod, and thigh. Needless to say, I was in awe. Never before, has a fart ever traveled so far before it was let free to hurt our ozone layer. It tickled a little, and warranted a good laugh. Anyone, unfortunate enough, to have passed my me at this last weekends competition, got to hear my tale. Farts are in my opinion, some of the funniest things of life. Those, and a good poop tale. Feel free to share your wacky fart stories. |
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06-29-2010, 04:33 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Santa Rosa, CA
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Really?
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06-29-2010, 04:36 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Deep in Swing Town
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Omg................  now that is funny.............
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06-29-2010, 05:06 PM
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| Moderator Rule Breaker   Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Tx
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06-29-2010, 05:53 PM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Gold Bar
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06-29-2010, 05:54 PM
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| RCC Addict  Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Prosser
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You my friend are magical. I have nothing else!
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06-29-2010, 05:59 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH
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Farts are proof that God loves us.
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06-29-2010, 06:24 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Where the foams are always wet
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Don't forget that farts going "Front Side Jones" on ya is my trademarked statement  |
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06-29-2010, 06:25 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sumter, SC
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06-29-2010, 06:39 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: columbus
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wow that made my day better. thats epic
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06-29-2010, 06:40 PM
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| Suck it up!  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Arkansas
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I used to get those every so often when I lived in AZ. Driving home in the summer after a long days work...pass a little gas and it rolls frontside. Very strange feeling indeed. Works especially well if you trim the yard. |
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06-29-2010, 06:53 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: I miss Rowdy
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Yup, I experienced one of those this past weekend as well. I almost kinda chuckled a little as it happened. I was like WTF! |
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06-29-2010, 07:52 PM
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| Quarry Creeper  Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Duluth
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06-29-2010, 08:03 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Santa Rosa, CA
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This is by far the weirdest thread ive ever read and will ever read.
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06-29-2010, 09:18 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Wenatchee
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The story about your sisters friend was better!
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06-29-2010, 09:21 PM
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06-29-2010, 09:49 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Where the foams are always wet
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the "bowling ball grip girl" I will also never forget that story! |
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06-30-2010, 12:02 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Milwaukie OR
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Duuuuuuuude: I think thats why mine went so well. Due to well trimmed shrubs  Tom, That's all you man. I still laugh about the name more than the actual event my friend. | |
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06-30-2010, 10:52 AM
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06-30-2010, 01:07 PM
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| Gold Star Baby Momma! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Maumelle, Ar
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Kinda reminds me of the "anal leakage" story Toyofast put up a couple years back...............Now that one had me crying
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