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07-13-2010, 02:25 PM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Eastcoast CANADA
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|  A Guys Fairy Tale A Guys Fairy Tale...... Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... “Will you marry me?” The Princess said “NO!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and ran Rc's, drove motorcycles,went fishing, hunting. Played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The End |
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07-13-2010, 02:29 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Houston, TX
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Man, I could use some beer right now....been a long day.
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07-13-2010, 02:30 PM
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| Rock Crawler   Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: vacaville
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07-13-2010, 02:39 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Eastcoast CANADA
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| Johnny's little sister
Johnny's little sister Oh No!!! He has a sister???????????? Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No... Salty." Mom fainted. |
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07-13-2010, 02:45 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Scumrise, Flooriduh
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07-13-2010, 02:46 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: vacaville
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haha thats a great joke I got to remember that one!
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07-13-2010, 09:55 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: San Gabriel, Crawlerfornia.
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Dang thats a keeper. That was funny.haha.
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07-14-2010, 04:38 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Here
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07-14-2010, 12:14 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sale Creek, TN
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| That was funny.  |
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07-14-2010, 03:10 PM
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07-14-2010, 03:20 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Eastcoast CANADA
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07-14-2010, 10:00 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Citrus Heights
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07-14-2010, 11:22 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Pasadena
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i just did, my mom said i am grounded in hawaii, i dont get any smoothies the first day appearently
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07-15-2010, 05:48 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Houston, TX
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07-15-2010, 02:39 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: San Tan Valley
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My Wife would beat me with that stick!  ... |
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