08-13-2010, 11:15 PM | #1 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: back where I belong
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My gf got this cat ( I even gave her quite a substantial ammount of money so she could get it... yeah yeah money for a cat wtf i know..) but this cat is a nightmare. it cries all the time shits all over the house, like really disgusting diarreah vomit unducing shits) pukes and has long hair so it gets covered in shit. she keeps telling me she doenst know what to do with it ive told he give the ****ing thing away but she doesnt seem to wanna hear it. thoughts? am I ****ed? |
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08-13-2010, 11:20 PM | #2 |
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take the cat on a long trip and throw it out the window! ur fudged |
08-13-2010, 11:32 PM | #3 |
Suck it up! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Arkansas
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Don't feel too bad, your not the first guy to give a girl money for what turned out to be bad pu$$y. Its probably stressed due to its new environment. You might call a vet and see what can be done to calm it down. |
08-13-2010, 11:33 PM | #4 |
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08-13-2010, 11:34 PM | #5 |
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08-13-2010, 11:35 PM | #6 |
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some cat lady.
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08-13-2010, 11:37 PM | #7 |
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Then I'd see if you can take it back.
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08-13-2010, 11:38 PM | #8 |
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Antifreeze..........
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08-13-2010, 11:38 PM | #9 |
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08-13-2010, 11:42 PM | #10 |
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Oh, a way to get rid of a crazy neighbor dog that tears up everything in the yard..... gut shoot it. It'll crawl home and die. Just sayin is all.... |
08-13-2010, 11:43 PM | #11 |
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Then plant the idea in her head. Say something like "that bitch sold us a broken cat". Make sure you say "us" and not "you". |
08-13-2010, 11:50 PM | #12 |
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08-13-2010, 11:56 PM | #13 |
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You say it and she'll start thinking about it. Hopefully her anger of being sold a busted cat will overcome her need to try to make it better.
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08-14-2010, 12:07 AM | #14 |
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Cat Nip!!!! Keep the cat high! Yes it works! It will settle down and love you! |
08-14-2010, 12:34 AM | #15 |
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Ship her over to me, my Lab just adores cats... in pieces. |
08-14-2010, 12:44 AM | #16 |
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Yeah yeah, what's this ***** look like?
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08-14-2010, 07:01 AM | #17 |
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08-14-2010, 08:00 AM | #18 |
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'Accidentally' leave it outside over night. The coyotes will do the rest.
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08-14-2010, 09:57 AM | #19 |
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Get rid of both of them....
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08-14-2010, 10:41 AM | #20 |
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