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Krawler Konceptz · 08-23-2010, 11:45 PM

How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
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One of his fingers is clean

rugerboy · 08-23-2010, 11:46 PM

jeep94xj · 08-24-2010, 01:27 PM

Why have cars gotten so hard to work on?...

A designer came home and found his wife in bed with a mechanic!

JasonInAugusta · 08-24-2010, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrawlerKonceptz

How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
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One of his fingers is clean

...but it still stinks of lube.

Bryan732 · 08-24-2010, 02:31 PM

racerx · 08-24-2010, 03:01 PM

Got this from my Boss a few weeks ago...

>
> THE
>GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC
>
>
> A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and
>was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
>beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical
>college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he
>could.
>
> When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for
>weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came
>back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

> Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for
>such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"
>
> "The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was
>worth 50% of the total mark.

> You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
>
After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it
>all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career."

Bryan732 · 08-24-2010, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by racerx

Got this from my Boss a few weeks ago...

>
> THE
>GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC
>
>
> A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and
>was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
>beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical
>college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he
>could.
>
> When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for
>weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came
>back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

> Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for
>such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"
>
> "The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was
>worth 50% of the total mark.

> You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
>
After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it
>all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career."

08-23-2010, 11:45 PM	#1
Krawler Konceptz I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Eastcoast CANADA Posts: 4,395	Auto Mechanic Joke... How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? . . . . . . . . . . One of his fingers is clean

08-23-2010, 11:46 PM	#2
rugerboy Quarry Creeper Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Citrus Heights Posts: 207

08-24-2010, 01:27 PM	#3
jeep94xj Quarry Creeper Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: n.e. ohio Posts: 433	Why have cars gotten so hard to work on?... A designer came home and found his wife in bed with a mechanic!

08-24-2010, 02:31 PM	#5
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