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02-27-2006, 09:02 PM
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| 06 Super National Champ   Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Stark Industries Bar and Grill
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02-27-2006, 11:16 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Redding, CA
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02-27-2006, 11:21 PM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding from Goodall
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One Tequila two Tequila 3 Tequila floor Yeah, I am a lightweight |
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02-28-2006, 06:04 AM
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| I joined the Band! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Cincinnati
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My boss is a violent Tequila drunk, he nicknamed it Takillya
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02-28-2006, 06:16 AM
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| Colt Python/SR9c  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: out in the shop, reloading ammo!
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Hell, I know it is right for me. I have (2) 5ths of Jose,(2) bottles of Cabo Wabo and a bottle of Patrone sitting here. I need all the help I can get  |
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02-28-2006, 08:57 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Albuquerque
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I'm under the direction from my current doctors: 1800, Cabo Wabo, Sauza Tres Generaciones and Don Anejo. I think we might have some advice left over from Jose for margaritas sometime. I likes me some tequila. |
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02-28-2006, 09:12 AM
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| Quarry Creeper  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The Great White North
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I know it's pretty low buck stuff, but it's somehow become my favorite as of late. Anyone ever try Two Fingers? Their slogan is "What would you do with 2 fingers?" |
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02-28-2006, 04:25 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Deland
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last night she looked like Shania Twain. this morning she looked like Mark Twain. |
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03-02-2006, 01:59 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New Orleans
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03-02-2006, 05:47 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: May 2004 Location: Boobslando, florida
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03-02-2006, 05:57 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: st marys
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Patrone for me please. Love it. 13 shots in 7 hrs. No hang over the next day |
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03-02-2006, 06:02 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: fresno
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jd for me last time i puked after / a 5 th on a 3 day empty gut  no boody for me that night :neutral: |
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03-02-2006, 07:31 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Deland
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