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Old 10-20-2010, 07:59 AM   #41
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Muff Cabbage incarnate.

A new Jersey Pin Cushion.

Cum Dump?
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Old 10-20-2010, 08:08 AM   #42
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Muff Cabbage incarnate.

A new Jersey Pin Cushion.

Cum Dump?
i vote cum dump
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Old 10-20-2010, 08:30 AM   #43
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Holy shit! What is that?
I'm not sure, but I think I saw one on a episode of Swamp People
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Old 10-20-2010, 08:42 AM   #44
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I'm not sure, but I think I saw one on a episode of Swamp People

"here on the bayou we have gators, cotton mouth, water moccasin, bull frog, and of coarse wild snookie. good eatin'."
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Old 10-20-2010, 09:05 AM   #45
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SWAMP PEOPLE!!!!!! This beotch is FUGLY!!!!

Never seen the show but just seeing the comercials and what little bits she is on besides is more than enough to keep me from going to Jersey, if all the Jersey woman are like here they would all probably live by this moto: Fawk'em, kill'em, and eat'em.
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Old 10-20-2010, 05:43 PM   #46
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SWAMP PEOPLE!!!!!! This beotch is FUGLY!!!!

Never seen the show but just seeing the comercials and what little bits she is on besides is more than enough to keep me from going to Jersey, if all the Jersey woman are like here they would all probably live by this moto: Fawk'em, kill'em, and eat'em.

settle down hanibal....So all of yall are telling me that you are so picky that if she wanted to get all up on you junk you would kick her out?

I dont think yall are that picky.
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Old 10-20-2010, 06:04 PM   #47
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So all of yall are telling me that you are so picky that if she wanted to get all up on you junk you would kick her out?
Would the fate of the human species depend on the answer to that question? Also, would it be guaranteed that there would be NO visible light available during that time period?
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Old 10-20-2010, 06:10 PM   #48
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Would the fate of the human species depend on the answer to that question? Also, would it be guaranteed that there would be NO visible light available during that time period?

Light is not required . And no we didnt need an answer but we got one.
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Old 10-20-2010, 06:45 PM   #49
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So all of yall are telling me that you are so picky that if she wanted to get all up on you junk you would kick her out?
Hell I wouldn't kick her out of bed naked, but I sure wouldn't go braggin to the friends either
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Old 10-20-2010, 09:26 PM   #50
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Damn dude! I wouldnt let her in my bed with clothes, let alone take them off.
No no you missed the point! I wouldn't let her in my bed either. But if she happen to mysticaly appear in my bed butt naked, well Guy Rule 1.02 Section A clearly states I must put a paper bag on her head, slam a 1/5 of jack, and do the duty!
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Old 10-20-2010, 09:48 PM   #51
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Guy Rule 1.02 Section A clearly states I must put a paper bag on her head, slam a 1/5 of jack, and do the duty!



Agreed, but guy rule 1.02.1 states that if you wouldnt even tell your dog about this mystical incident, you then need to wear a bag on your head too...just in case hers falls off.
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Old 10-20-2010, 09:56 PM   #52
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Agreed, but guy rule 1.02.1 states that if you wouldnt even tell your dog about this mystical incident, you then need to wear a bag on your head too...just in case hers falls off.

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Um, by 1/5 of Jack, what size bottle we talking, or are we talking whiskey barrel?
I'll let you make that assumption on your own. I think the point is we'd need outside influence to consider it
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Old 10-21-2010, 02:33 AM   #54
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HOLY CRAP!!!!! Fawk'n hillarious. Drunk, bag on your head and hers, almost forgot the most important thing though guys, a helmet or two for little willy, would not want him to get sick or possibly pro create with this thing.
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Old 10-21-2010, 07:40 AM   #55
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I have put down way fatter chicks that that.


But Snookie has muff cabbage
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Old 10-21-2010, 09:56 AM   #56
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I have put down way fatter chicks that that.


But Snookie has muff cabbage
I think it's more a cabbage PATCH than a cabbage

Just bust out the clippers when your strappin up!
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