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11-22-2010, 10:19 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Alberta canada
Posts: 386
|  Ex Girlfriend
My X girlfriend has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like shit. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One night she pushed me to far. She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probably wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex. After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrassed me. So I got an Idea I went to my closet and grabbed this old bag of marbles. I then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when she shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About twenty in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep. The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made alot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip. She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the F*CK" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left. I really do kind of miss her though. |
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11-22-2010, 10:27 PM
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| ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ   Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: In tha Bush of Louisiana
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Must be a Canaduhhh thing Eh ?
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11-22-2010, 10:37 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Having fun again...
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violator......paging the violator........  |
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11-22-2010, 10:39 PM
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| Suck it up!  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Arkansas
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Too much info, but damn was that funny!
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11-22-2010, 10:46 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Vacaville, CA
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|  never had that said to me, but damn it would almost be worth hearing just to pull that off...
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11-22-2010, 11:00 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: May 2009 Location: Idaho Falls, ID.
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omg thats totally funny thanks for the laugh  |
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11-22-2010, 11:13 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: May 2010 Location: ny
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damn dude.....this was some funny shit how did you pull off sticking marbles in her ass without waking up? i cant belive you shared this embarassing ass story but it was great |
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11-22-2010, 11:17 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Alberta canada
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Whoa, for you guys that think it was me that did this, hell no haha. I found it on another forum and laughed my ass off, so I figured I would share.
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11-22-2010, 11:34 PM
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| www.team3sixrc.com Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scalerville
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Thank god, I was like WTF.
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11-23-2010, 07:21 AM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Token's life matters
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11-23-2010, 09:16 AM
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| Custom Carbon Fiber  Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Connecticut :(
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suuuuuuuuuuuuure ....... | |
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11-23-2010, 10:20 AM
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| Newbie Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: duh I don't know. Can I live with you.
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Hilarious yet disturbing.
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11-23-2010, 10:40 AM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tax Nation
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I read that 2-3 yrs ago on pirate... still funny as heck.
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11-23-2010, 11:27 AM
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| 20K Club  Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sending illegals home one Hayabusa at a time.
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Great story! Gonna have to use this!
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11-23-2010, 11:50 AM
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| cherry bomb   Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Nanaimo, BC, Canada
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I've read it once before aswell. Thanks for the reminder and the laugh haha.
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11-23-2010, 11:54 AM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: The basement of the science building.
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If she was sitting on the toilet how were the marbles hitting the floor?
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11-23-2010, 11:55 AM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: The basement of the science building.
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Never mind. I had to force myself to read it again.
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11-23-2010, 01:58 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: By a lake in Thornton
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LOL good stuff. |
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11-23-2010, 02:50 PM
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| RCC Addict  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Tekin, ID
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Wait...poor marbles..
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11-23-2010, 06:55 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Frederick
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Who ever that guy is hes my hero. The only thing he could ve done better is to have got it on video.
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