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04-17-2006, 10:55 AM
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| Rock Crawler  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Rock-throwing country
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|  Last week of freedom!!
Well fellows this is it, I'm getting married this weekend  I'm excited yet nervous at the same time. Wish me luck! |
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04-17-2006, 11:02 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: between heaven and hell.
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You don't need luck.. You need wisdom. The wisdom to know - when to keep your mouth shut, to be creative in bed, to not be creative in bed, take blame for anything and everything (within reason) not to loss your self to who she wants you to be. always have money for emergency (flowers & gifts) Just kidding.. Good luck. and remember its always give and take and be prepared to take less and give more. And when they say marrage is a compromise. It usually compramises to what she wants. seriously. Hope you have a long and happy marrage.  |
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04-17-2006, 11:15 AM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: over there
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When I saw the title of this thread I thought it was about how some people have to go back to school because there spring break has ended. Well, I'm one of those kids! I have to go back to school tommarow :( .. But hey, Congrats man. To the death shall do us part ;)
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04-17-2006, 11:21 AM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Minneapolis
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Congratulations! I got married a hair over 2 months ago. Things definately change, but for the better. Just remember...Fight fair, don't call names or swear at her (like f*** you). Don't embarass her publically, if you do, apologize pubically. Get the door, maybe not always, but enough. Touch her, even if it's just combing her hair while your watching TV. Do the chores with out her having to say something; it will get noticed. Don't take the blame for everything, but share responsibility. If she apologizes for doing something, find something small to apologize about too. Be her best friend. I'll shut up. Good luck! |
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04-17-2006, 12:45 PM
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| Powered by Awesome   Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Parker, Colorado
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Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, and 12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walkby the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,"Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh... and a tear in his eye..., the dad replied, "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....." |
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04-17-2006, 01:12 PM
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| I joined the Band! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Cincinnati
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What You Need Is A Prenup>>>>> |
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04-17-2006, 01:56 PM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Happiness is a warm AK.
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Congrats!  I pulled the trigger 9 months ago and so far it's been great! Get ready for some changes is all I'm going to say!  |
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04-17-2006, 02:57 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2004
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yer stupid.
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04-17-2006, 04:17 PM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding from Goodall
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Just so long as you do not build her a nylint. It was hard enough getting beaten by you on one course! Congrats |
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04-17-2006, 04:24 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Orlando
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You're better off going to prison.Who lives longer lives? Married men or single men? Married men do,it just seems longer.Good luck bro!
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04-17-2006, 04:31 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2004
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04-17-2006, 05:32 PM
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| Rock Stacker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: under a rock
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04-17-2006, 09:37 PM
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| Pebble Pounder  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The arm pit of the universe
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Don't let her eat the cake! It's scientifically proven that wedding cake diminishes all of a womans sex drive within 2 years of eating it. Give her a beer instead. |
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04-17-2006, 10:00 PM
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| Quarry Creeper  Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: 808
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congrats man. I just did my self in at the begining of this month (April fools day ).
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04-17-2006, 10:13 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Happiness is a warm AK.
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It does have a few benefits! |
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04-17-2006, 10:30 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Pocatello
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Good luck. I'm getting married in September. I have a few more months to buy my R/C toys.
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04-17-2006, 10:33 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Albuquerque
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Honestly the best thing you can do is just listen. You were born with 2 ears and one mouth, use them in those proportions. That's good life advice, not just marraige advice. | |
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04-17-2006, 10:55 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: fresno
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Hope you have a long and happy marrage.
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04-17-2006, 11:40 PM
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| Trying to have Fun Again  Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In your fridge stealing a beer
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Don't let her eat the the cake after that the sex stops. As soon as she eat's the cake the sex stops. I've been married for 7 years this 24th. You don't know how many time's I would like to replace her with a 21 year old or maybe two 21 year olds. If it wasn't for my daughter she would have a new younger mother Quote:
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04-18-2006, 09:04 AM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Rock-throwing country
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Thanks everybody for your blessings and advice! I've already got the listening and not talking thing down  . Twisted XT love the condom joke, but I think I'll be like Cloak and humping like rabbits! Thanks Dirk that's one of the nicest things I've seen you to say (seriously). I know I'm stupid, but I made it this long (33) Slugz just finished painting a pink Nylint with magnet drive and rocket motors with a krptonite frame for her Dez what are this benefits I want to know? Red rockcrawler the good thing is that she is 21 |
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