Rc Prayer

[THX_138]

"Our heavenly father, who is thine fellow racer,
let the sun warmeth the earth & giveth thus day our daily race laps,
and forgive us our bad passers,
as we forgive those who marshal against us,
lead us not early to the pits ,
but deliver us to no repairs and pillow soft landings,
for thine is the off-road rhythm sections, the on-road drifting curves and crawler course gates,
may all Lipo's and LiFe's last forever, AMEN!!!!"

My personal note: I just personally made that up out of boredom... if anyone is religious, please take no offense, it was not made up with ill intentions.

[hanstone]

Good one. I only pray not to break stuff or the money to fix it.

[Mudsy]

Nice one..... reminds me of "Our Favre" prayer I saw years ago....

"Our Favre,
Who art in Lambeau,
Hallowed be thine arm.
Thy bowl will come,
It will be won.
In Phoenix as it is in Lambeau.
And give us this Sunday,
Our weekly win.
And give us many touchdown passes.
But do not let others pass against us.
Lead us not into frustration,
But deliver us to the valley of the sun.
For thine is the MVP, the best of the NFC,
and the glory of the Cheeseheads,
now and forever.
Go get'em. Amen."

[NoobCrawler]

Made me think of The Fast and the Furious..."praying to the car gods, man."