Whats wrong with the Canadians?

[TexasSP]

Originally Posted by braceysdad

Canadian bacon gives me the squirts! The meat not the member...

It's sabotage ya hoser

That's just TMI, what you do with canadianbacon is your business and not necessary to share on the forums with the rest of us. However, it might be a good idea the both of you see a doctor about that little problem.

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by braceysdad

Justin Bieber is Canadian... nuff said, eh

Ah, see, I think we're narrowing it down. Talented people, crappy music. That could definitely be a cause of irritation.

[canadianbacon]

Originally Posted by braceysdad

Justin Bieber is Canadian... nuff said, eh

And for that I offer my apologies.









However you hoser's gave us Rebecca Black...

[JeremyH]

Originally Posted by canadianbacon12

Then that would mostly be a B.C. problem.

I am pretty sure we are in the A.D. period these days....

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by canadianbacon12

And for that I offer my apologies.

I don't remember you apologizing for Celine.

Originally Posted by JeremyH

I am pretty sure we are in the A.D. period these days....

Wow, they really are out of touch...



So, we've got crappy music, and no discernible sense of time. What else could we be missing...

[TexasSP]

Originally Posted by canadianbacon12

However you hoser's gave us Rebecca Black...

Yeah, but ya'll supplied us with Tom Green..........

[canadianbacon]

Originally Posted by TexasSP

Yeah, but ya'll supplied us with Tom Green..........

True....


But you guys supplied Lil Wayne...

[TexasSP]

Originally Posted by canadianbacon12

True....


But you guys supplied Lil Wayne...

Yeah, but really, Avril Lavigne could have just stayed. Couldn't the mounties have trapped here in the frozen tundra somewhere and spared the world.

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by canadianbacon12

But you guys supplied Lil Wayne...

Is he the midget cowboy? The "tiny Duke"?

[JeremyH]

Originally Posted by canadianbacon12

But you guys supplied Lil Wayne...

Who?

[dezfan]

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

Is he the midget cowboy?

The Canadian Cowboiz!

[EeePee]

Molson sucks.

[canadianbacon]

Originally Posted by TexasSP

Yeah, but really, Avril Lavigne could have just stayed. Couldn't the mounties have trapped here in the frozen tundra somewhere and spared the world.

Strap her to a moose and set it free in Quebec, let them deal with her lol.

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by EeePee

Molson sucks.

Aye.


Bad music, poor timekeeping, and chitty beer. We got three.

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by JeremyH

I am pretty sure we are in the A.D. period these days....

Wait, does that mean they're all Jewish? They'd have to be, right?

[braceysdad]

Originally Posted by TexasSP

That's just TMI, what you do with canadianbacon is your business and not necessary to share on the forums with the rest of us. However, it might be a good idea the both of you see a doctor about that little problem.

his user name is Canadianbacon12... 12? dough!

[braceysdad]

I found this on the internet so it must be true...

"a canadian company is recalling cribs that have caused the deaths of some infants in the u.s. this is a prime example of why americans shouldn't buy crap from canada. it is defective and worthless, like a lot of things from canada. this is probably a diabolical plot by the canadian goverment to kill american babies. this is another reason we can't trust canada. canadian jealousy and envy of america causes the canadian goverment to do irrational things. this is another reason we should buy american. it is too dangerous to buy canadian"

[TexasSP]

Just to prove the sun has to shine on even on a dogs ass every now and then Canada pulls this one out. I guess a broken clock is right twice a day.



and there was also these two:





and for those we thank you, but please, it still doesn't make up for Justin Bieber!

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by braceysdad

his user name is Canadianbacon12... 12? dough!

NAMBLA!


Is there a Canadian chapter?

[braceysdad]

This explains it all...

"Canada flushes some 200 billion liters of raw sewage directly into natural waterways every year, from the St. Lawrence River to the Strait of Juan de Fuca and the Pacific Ocean. That’s only a fraction of the three trillion liters of sewage Canadians produce annually—about 6 percent, in fact—but it’s still enough to fill more than 40,000 Olympic-sized swimming pools.
A Dangerous Brew
According to Macleans, Canada’s leading news magazine, the sewage is a mixture of water, human waste, microorganisms, toxic chemicals, heavy metals, excreted pharmaceuticals and, potentially, pathogens such as cholera, typhoid and hepatitis B. "