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06-08-2011, 08:40 AM
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| 06 Super National Champ   Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Stark Industries Bar and Grill
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|  Messin' with the wife
Some of you are on fb and have seen this, but for those that haven't, this is what I did to the wife yesterday... So Mina calls me while she's waiting to order at Sonic. She was in the truck so the call went through the bluetooth on the stereo. A quick backstory on the stereo - About a week ago I installed two 8in woofers under the rear seat that are driven by a 460W Audison monoblock amp. The rest of the truck has Hertz 6 1/2" components. The whole setup sounds awesome. Crisp and clear with real nice low end.  For whatever reason, my wife routinely has her phone calls turned up to a high volume level. I know when she's doing this because I can hear the mic pick up my voice through the speakers. Bugs me because I know they don't need to be that loud and it's annoying to hear everything I just said repeated back to me. I spent time on the bluetooth settings so we could avoid the "feedback" to the caller. She persists, and yesterday was a high volume phone call day, apparently.  So I knew she was a Sonic and took advantage of the situation. I waited as she ordered, contained my anxiousness, and stayed quiet... ...until she was paying for and getting food. More importantly, I waited until I could hear the dude at the window. ...and then I made a fart noise into the phone.  Long one that started off low and slow and gained momentum and rose in tone as it progressed.Dude stopped what he was doing...actually stopped talking in mid-sentence, and, as she described it, "looked at her weird." She yelled "Stop embarrassing me, punk!" I wanted to stay silent so the guy would really wonder WTF was up with her, but couldn't help laughing.  When the dude heard me laughing he suddenly understood what had happened and laughed too. I laughed so hard I damn near puked. |
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06-08-2011, 08:42 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Houston, TX
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Haha! That is funny!
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06-08-2011, 08:57 AM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: United States of the Offended
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Good one!!  |
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06-08-2011, 10:49 AM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Mechanicsville, VA
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Sounds like youre making good use of the new subs Jason. Nice work.
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06-08-2011, 12:53 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Centertown,TN
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Nice!
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06-08-2011, 06:13 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Ravenna/ Sault Ste. Marie
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| thats awesome |
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06-08-2011, 06:15 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Delta B.C.
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awsome, fart comedy..it never gets old |
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06-08-2011, 06:21 PM
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| Newbie Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Kyle TX
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Man that was priceless!!!!!
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06-08-2011, 06:25 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH
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06-08-2011, 06:29 PM
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| Suck it up!  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Arkansas
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06-08-2011, 06:36 PM
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| I'm a stupid C U N T! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the Garage!
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Classic. Too bad there was no way to get it on video
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06-08-2011, 07:26 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Lake Michigan
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Way to good of "gotcha"!!! Now, will she wait for the perfect moment to return the favor? |
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06-08-2011, 07:30 PM
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| Got Worms? Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Golden, CO
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06-08-2011, 07:53 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: May 2010 Location: ny
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You should have yelled...."lemme get 3number 1..and a diet coke" sent VIA evo4g a very shitty phone |
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06-08-2011, 08:14 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tyler, TX
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Damn I need to use that one! |
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06-08-2011, 10:13 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Hesperia
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(yes, I know this was posted first, haha) | |
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06-09-2011, 06:36 AM
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| 06 Super National Champ Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Stark Industries Bar and Grill
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 I originally put it on fb but figured others would have some bluetooth fun after reading it. | |
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06-09-2011, 07:01 AM
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| owner, Holmes Hobbies LLC  Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Volt up! Gear down!
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| Poor Mina.
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06-09-2011, 08:53 AM
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| 06 Super National Champ Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Stark Industries Bar and Grill
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She pulled on one me that has been permanently etched into my memory. We had been married less than a year - still in the newlywed phase... She was sitting on the couch and said "Come here and give me a hug." Like a fool, I walked right into the trap. Good bait, though. I get over there, she latches on with everything she's got, and MY GOD the stench was horrible.  It's pretty much been "Game on" since then. | |
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06-09-2011, 12:06 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Hesperia
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Now THAT is a good marriage!!! Well played by both of you! Can't wait to hear about her retaliation! | |
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