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06-09-2011, 11:03 PM
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|  Chuck Norris jokes
im sure uve heard them and seen a few on the web so lets start a thread post em up heres a good one but a oldy they say he was born in a log cabin.................that he built with his own two hands
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06-09-2011, 11:07 PM
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Chuck Norris has tears that cure cancer, too bad he never cries. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet he scares the crap out of it. Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants |
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06-09-2011, 11:08 PM
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06-09-2011, 11:27 PM
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i got ina fight with samuel jackson.....yea i got whooped....i got ina rap battle with chuck norris.........i was in the hospital for three days
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06-09-2011, 11:47 PM
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. |
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06-10-2011, 01:19 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy camoflage paint. He shits in his hands and rubs it on his face.
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06-10-2011, 01:21 AM
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris found it. Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to win. Chuck Norris attacks sharks when he smells them bleed. Chuck Norris doesn't swim, water just wants to be around him. His fists make the speed of light, wish that it was faster. Last edited by shelby; 06-10-2011 at 01:42 AM. |
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06-10-2011, 07:50 AM
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Chuck Norris spelled backwards is Chuck Norris.
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06-10-2011, 09:37 PM
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his DAD !!!
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