Go Back   RCCrawler Forums > Miscellaneous > Chit Chat
Loading

Notices

Thread: behold the miracle toast!

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-24-2006, 04:47 PM   #1
RCC Addict
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Provo
Posts: 1,868
Default behold the miracle toast!

LMFAO!!!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/MIRACLE-JESUS-CH...QQcmdZViewItem
Got Rocks? is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old 05-24-2006, 04:58 PM   #2
Quarry Creeper
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Angier N.C.
Posts: 387
Default

Looks like Marlin Brando. Didn't know the Godfather meant Holy father.......
hvydty1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 04:59 PM   #3
RCC Addict
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Provo
Posts: 1,868
Default

holy crap my poop looks like jesus lets put it on ebay!
Got Rocks? is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 05:06 PM   #4
I wanna be Dave
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: One Legend.
Posts: 2,134
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Got Rocks?
holy crap my poop looks like jesus lets put it on ebay!
That's why it is "holy crap"!!!
Unholy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 05:09 PM   #5
RCC Addict
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Provo
Posts: 1,868
Default

or holy ****
Got Rocks? is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 05:20 PM   #6
K_B
I wanna be Dave
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Anchorage, Alaska
Posts: 2,048
Default

This is right up there with the sealed mason jar of "celebrity air".
K_B is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 05:20 PM   #7
Rock Crawler
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Hardin, KY
Posts: 976
Default

"I DECIDED TO SCRAPE THE BURNT PARTS OFF"

sounds like they juste needed an excuse to hide the obvious scrape marks on it.....

step one-burn toast
step two-scrape off burnt layer until you have desired image
step three-profit
SlammedMini469 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 05:22 PM   #8
RCC Addict
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Provo
Posts: 1,868
Default

step 1: eat burrito
step 2: evacuate burrito
step 3: place on mantle
step 4:take pic
step 5: EBAY
Got Rocks? is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 06:41 PM   #9
RCC Addict
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Eden Prairie, MN
Posts: 1,202
Default

Notice the shipping cost... $6.66
Cake Eater is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 07:15 PM   #10
06 Super National Champ
 
JasonInAugusta's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Stark Industries Bar and Grill
Posts: 11,361
Default

I've been selling dehydrated water in a can for years.
JasonInAugusta is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 07:25 PM   #11
RCC Addict
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Provo
Posts: 1,868
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by JasonInAugusta
I've been selling dehydrated water in a can for years.
that was you geeez that gave me such bad diarreah:-(
Got Rocks? is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 07:30 PM   #12
06 Super National Champ
 
JasonInAugusta's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Stark Industries Bar and Grill
Posts: 11,361
Default

I'm sorry. I went cheap with one batch...had it imported from Mexico. NAFTA baby!

Anyway...would you like a free replacement?

$5 shipped.
JasonInAugusta is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 07:39 PM   #13
I wanna be Dave
 
dezfan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Happiness is a warm AK.
Posts: 12,563
Default

I thought it looked like my uncle Bill? It's a miracle! It has to be, how would they know what he looks like?
dezfan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 08:18 PM   #14
I wanna be Dave
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Cleveland, OH
Posts: 8,009
Default

Dez, your uncle is Jesus?

Can you bless my outrunner?
microgoat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 08:30 PM   #15
I wanna be Dave
 
dezfan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Happiness is a warm AK.
Posts: 12,563
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by microgoat
Dez, your uncle is Jesus?

Can you bless my outrunner?
Sure, please send a "donation" of $700.00 and I'll do it live!
dezfan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 08:52 PM   #16
RCC Addict
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: VARCOR
Posts: 1,826
Default

I caught the vision of the holy ghost stamped on the pastrami of a Sailor sandwich I made a couple of years ago.

I was so amazed by the revelation that I took a couple of pics of it.

I was then so hungry that I slapped some hot mustard on the dam thing and ate it!!!
Attached Images
  
Robb is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 09:01 PM   #17
I wanna be Dave
 
dezfan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Happiness is a warm AK.
Posts: 12,563
Default

So were you filled by the Holy Spirit?
dezfan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 09:04 PM   #18
RCC Addict
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Provo
Posts: 1,868
Default

when you fart does it go wooooooooooooo wooooooooooooo:-P
Got Rocks? is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 09:13 PM   #19
I wanna be Dave
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: One Legend.
Posts: 2,134
Default

The pastrami actually looks like Terry Shiavo or whoever that was...
The brain damaged woman that the husband pulled the plug on.
Unholy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2006, 09:15 PM   #20
I wanna be Dave
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: One Legend.
Posts: 2,134
Default

Unholy is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply




Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:15 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.
Copyright 2004-2014 RCCrawler.com