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11-19-2011, 03:49 PM
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| Suck it up!   Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Arkansas
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|  Phantom Crap
Ever have a day where you feel pressure in your gut, think you've got to crap, then proceed to blast out a few heavy rounds of gas and have that feeling go away? Then about 10 minutes later do it all over again, and have it go on and on for hours? Thats my day, hows yours?  |
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11-19-2011, 03:56 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Fort scott
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|  Read the title and thought it was going to be about taking a crap in a public place and not ownig up to it. Kind of like in the Movie "Flight of the Intruder"  |
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11-19-2011, 03:59 PM
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| MODERATOR™  Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Ohio
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My day has been good!
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11-19-2011, 04:08 PM
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| I wanna be Dave  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Happiness is a warm AK.
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Why would today be any different, you're always full of hot air and it usually stinks!   |
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11-19-2011, 04:12 PM
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11-19-2011, 04:14 PM
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| MODERATOR™ Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Ohio
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Unsubscribing.
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11-19-2011, 04:26 PM
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I'm thinking I shouldn't have followed that strawberry yogurt up with Mexican beer. | |
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11-19-2011, 04:29 PM
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| cherry bomb   Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Nanaimo, BC, Canada
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I love it when you wake up ready to call into work sick cause your guts hurt so bad and it feels like your gunna explode then you go sit down and have the most epic fart and feel better then ever instantly.
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11-19-2011, 04:42 PM
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| Yashua   Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Learn the parable of the fig tree
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ENEMA  , END OF PROBLEM .
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11-19-2011, 04:45 PM
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11-19-2011, 04:46 PM
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11-19-2011, 04:48 PM
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I've also got a whistle and a small plastic trumpet.
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11-19-2011, 04:59 PM
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| Yashua Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Learn the parable of the fig tree
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I SEE A CONCERT COMING. | |
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11-19-2011, 05:03 PM
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There could be a light show as well. I'm thinking I could easily flame one or two off. | |
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11-19-2011, 05:06 PM
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| Yashua Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Learn the parable of the fig tree
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which end of the trumpet is sticking out? | |
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11-19-2011, 05:16 PM
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11-19-2011, 05:21 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Orlando
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Reading the title I thought "phantom crap" meant when you know you dropped a fairly large turd and it disappears into the toilet with no trace. Or drop a great crap and when you wipe there is no evidence on the paper. Lol |
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11-19-2011, 06:18 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: roland,ar
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hmmmm...seems to be a-lot of these going around as of lately... ive had a pain i KNEW was a big'un on its way around the turnpike.. only to have farted hard enough to pop my back.. |
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11-19-2011, 06:49 PM
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| Rock Stacker Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Santa Rosa, CA
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Had one last night. Never came round either...I may be in for big one tonight.  |
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11-19-2011, 06:54 PM
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