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03-10-2013, 08:21 PM
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| Rock Stacker Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: St George
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|  Re: Why is it!!!
Why is it that sticks and stones may break my bones but mental scars last forever?
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03-10-2013, 08:27 PM
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| Suck it up!   Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Arkansas
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Why is it that when nobody hears a tree fall in the woods a bear shits and the pope wears a funny hat?
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03-11-2013, 02:04 AM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Piedmont, SC
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Why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 but hotdog buns come in packs of 8???
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03-11-2013, 10:40 AM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoCal.
Posts: 397
| Re: Why is it!!!
Why is it that you never see female Leprechaun's?
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03-11-2013, 11:01 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: .
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Why is it called taking a shit, and not leaving a shit, it's not like your taking it anywhere?
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03-11-2013, 11:29 AM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoCal.
Posts: 397
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Why is it that they are called Cracker Jacks when there are no crackers in them. Is this just a racist company then?
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03-11-2013, 06:24 PM
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| Quarry Creeper  Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Pontoon Beach
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03-11-2013, 06:51 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: .
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^ How does one "rape" playing cards?  |
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03-11-2013, 07:30 PM
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| Come and take them!®   Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Rolling Hill's of Maryland™
Posts: 971
| Re: Why is it!!!
^With two turn tables and a microphone.  |
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03-12-2013, 09:34 PM
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| Rock Stacker Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: St George
Posts: 63
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Why does the pope wear a funny hat?
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03-13-2013, 06:20 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: In a state of eternal chaos
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Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
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03-13-2013, 08:04 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Shirley
Posts: 498
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why is it that a woman can use the "i have a headache" excuse to not do anything, yet i have one when i walk into work in the morning, am still expected to put in my 8 hours, then come home with the same headache and have to pick up the slack of everything that didnt get done because she had to take a nap because she had a headache?
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03-13-2013, 09:21 PM
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| Rock Stacker Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: St George
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Why is it that a woodchuck can't chuck wood?
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03-14-2013, 10:02 AM
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| RCC Addict  Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The other Crawler State
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03-14-2013, 11:01 AM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoCal.
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WHY IS IT no one can name all the islands that make up Thousand Island dressing?
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03-14-2013, 12:47 PM
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03-14-2013, 10:06 PM
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| Rock Stacker Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Arizona
Posts: 74
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why is it that if nothing sticks to teflon, the teflon sticks to the pan? why is it that a 5 minute sand clock is still called a hourglass? shouldn't it be a 5 minute glass? why is it that a plastic parts tree costs the chinese factory $.05 to make but you have to pay $15 to buy them at the LHS? |
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03-15-2013, 06:09 PM
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| Hoof Hearted?  Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chattanooga
Posts: 655
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Why is it called a building when it's already built?
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03-15-2013, 06:13 PM
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| Hoof Hearted? Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chattanooga
Posts: 655
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Why is it an asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose?
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03-16-2013, 07:34 AM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: In a state of eternal chaos
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| Re: Why is it!!!
Why is it there are Interstate highways in Hawaii?
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