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03-28-2013, 11:29 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Missouri
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|  Favorite "Quotes" of Si Robertson  I'll start. "I move like a butterfly, Punch like a flea" |
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03-29-2013, 06:23 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: .
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| Re: Favorite "Quotes" of Si Robertson
5. “Last time I dressed up was in sheepskin on a recon mission in ‘Nam.” 4. “Hey, I know we’re all family boys, but look here, I might kill for a cupcake.” 3. “I’m the master of distractions. Do a couple of hand gestures, and bam! I’ll take the underwear clean off your butt.” 2. “One time, in Vietnam, I saw a grizzly bear ridin’ a scooter.” 1. “Stop what you’re doing, cuz I’m about to ruin, the image and the sound you’re used to. Look here, I love that Humpty song. Stop cramping my style, man.” |
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03-29-2013, 07:10 AM
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| ~THE SCALE SHOP~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: KILLEEN TX
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| Re: Favorite "Quotes" of Si Robertson
"i want $200,000 an episode"
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03-29-2013, 08:03 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Houston, TX
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Thanks Rowdy...now I've got that song stuck in my head.
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03-29-2013, 09:04 AM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Apple Valley,CA
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| Re: Favorite "Quotes" of Si Robertson
Its way too hard to pick a favorite but this shit was hilarious on the live show: Spreken de Bratwurst? Parlevu French Fry? Domoaregato mr avacado role? |
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03-29-2013, 09:05 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Castle Rock, WA
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| Re: Favorite "Quotes" of Si Robertson
Who is that Si Robertson? Sounds made up.
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03-29-2013, 09:11 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: .
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| Re: Favorite "Quotes" of Si Robertson
"I had a woman once tell me that it wasn't me it was her. And I said you're darn right it's you, you heffer." "A diversion? No....I never was good with math." "what is this, star wars?" "I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie." "I gotta work with what I got, its called improv-isavation" "Hey, they's all kinds of fish in the sea. Stingrays, manta rays, gamma rays, Raybans..." "Have y'all ever heard the term Nam?" "it's time to bring the pain jack." "when your brain needs to sneeze but it cant cuz its a brain so it just hurts" "Homie dont play that." |
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03-29-2013, 09:36 AM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Missouri
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| Re: Favorite "Quotes" of Si Robertson
"It's on like bing-bong, jack"
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03-29-2013, 01:04 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Missouri
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| Re: Favorite "Quotes" of Si Robertson
"I'm the Michael Jordan of annoying people"
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03-29-2013, 04:54 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Missouri
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| Re: Favorite "Quotes" of Si Robertson
"I know my way 'round here like the back of a ham"
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03-29-2013, 05:53 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: The work bench
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| Re: Favorite "Quotes" of Si Robertson
"I've got golden dongs buried in my backyard" Laughed so hard I woke my wife up! |
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03-29-2013, 07:01 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Houston, TX
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03-29-2013, 07:18 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In the Dark Edges of your Mind
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| Re: Favorite "Quotes" of Si Robertson
The one where he quotes the REM song (End of the World)... The humps song... How the heck does he know all that stuff? I'd like to know whats on his MP3  |
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03-29-2013, 08:08 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Apple Valley,CA
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03-29-2013, 08:21 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: May 2009 Location: Tehachapi,Ca
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| Re: Favorite "Quotes" of Si Robertson
Hey, I'm so dope I'm illegal in 50 states Hey, look here. Never insult a mans beard cause ya either get the thunder, or the lightning. |
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03-30-2013, 08:27 AM
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| Rock Crawler  Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: E. City
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| Re: Favorite "Quotes" of Si Robertson
One of my favorites is from Phil: "Can she cook? Well we'll just live off love, not really you'll just starve."
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03-30-2013, 08:13 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: smithville
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| Re: Favorite "Quotes" of Si Robertson
"Nah"
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03-30-2013, 08:19 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: smithville
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| Re: Favorite "Quotes" of Si Robertson
"Look here beavers, you better hide your wife hide your husband and both of you hide your kids, we're coming" -Si Robertson
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03-30-2013, 08:21 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: smithville
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04-05-2013, 06:14 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: .
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