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Old 05-23-2013, 08:39 PM   #1
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Default Ever had your day swing from epic win, to epic fail?

My job has me in and out of convenience stores most of the day. This morning I was leaving a larger station near the freeway when I got a great show. A HOT woman was walking out just ahead of me. On her way towards the parking lot she decided to toss a cup into the trash can. She missed. So quickly did a double step back to pick up the cup and in the haste of her movement both her rather large, very tan, and clearly store bought breasteseses popped out of the wife beater she was wearing. Nothing like having a nice strange pair in your face before 9:00 am.


At my last stop of the day I had to check out some equipment under the counter in another store. As I climb out from under the counter I am confronted by the largest moose knuckle I have ever had the displeasure of being near. Vomitous being the best word to describe this thing that was merely inches from my head.

Someone bring me a beer.
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Old 05-23-2013, 08:45 PM   #2
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sounds like you need a good bottle of bourbon rather than just a beer after that lol
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I put some new shocks and tie rod ends on my brothers suv and it finally started driving perfectly. then the transfer case exploded. something good always comes with something bad.
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Old 05-23-2013, 08:56 PM   #4
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Pictures or it didn't happen!!!! Seriously, did ya get pics???
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Old 05-23-2013, 09:41 PM   #5
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No pics of the Mooseknuckle please....
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Old 05-23-2013, 09:48 PM   #6
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I've never heard the term Mooseknuckle, so I Googled it.

It was what I feared it was.
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Old 05-23-2013, 09:56 PM   #7
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Ya think ??? Warned you
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I've never heard the term Mooseknuckle, so I Googled it.

It was what I feared it was.
(We need a puke Smilie)
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:01 PM   #9
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I've never heard the term Mooseknuckle, so I Googled it.

It was what I feared it was.
(We need a puke Smilie)
This woman had a knuckle like the girl on the right, yet was not nearly as fat. It was ****ing disturbing.
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Mine is 3 to 1. One good then I get three bad to make up for the good.
Find $100 at the gas station...
Slam my finger in a car door
Have to work on my day off
Battery is dead when trying to leave from work when I should have been off.
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Old 05-24-2013, 12:30 AM   #11
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That is not a moose knuckle, that is a RHINO HOOF
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