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12-22-2006, 05:14 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: fresno
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|  The Miracle of Toilet Paper
The Miracle of Toilet Paper Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breast to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breast for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. I stop and ask "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He is still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man. my grandma sent that to my mom i a got a kick out of it. |
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12-22-2006, 05:17 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Honeoye Falls, NY
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soooooooo, you telling me your a dumb blonde with small tits? did i read that right? but is is odd........but sort of funny..... |
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12-22-2006, 05:28 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: fresno
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|  yeah for the most part. but i want her to be a red head there funner |
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12-22-2006, 07:05 PM
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| MODERATOR™   Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Ohio
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It didn't work for my butt.  |
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12-22-2006, 08:41 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: fresno
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didnt work on mine, but it gave me streach marks |
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