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10-08-2016, 05:02 PM | #1 |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Playing with toys with my son's
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| Surviving the clown uprising
This tutorial was made to help all survive in these scary and trying times. I have survived the vampire take over and the zombie apocalypse (most recently) just to name a few. If I can help just one person with this tutorial survive a clown attack, then it will be worth it. We will start with knowing are enemy, Clowns. Being a person who liked clowns until these dark times we are in now. I know a little something about the enemy we are facing. There weakness, there faults, things we may use to are advantage. There noses and love of color are the ones we will being focusing on today. The nose. If a clown sees a big stupid brightly colored flower they must smell it, usually resulting in water in the face or a big red glove hitting them. Also many clowns explode when hit in the nose hard enough. Knowing this can help in sticky close combat situations. But you end up with pieces and matter on you. So we will be doing this from a distance. Love of color Clowns really love color, obviously. We will be using this more of a camouflage today. There is no way to blend in with them better then to ware bright colors. Usually big bold patterns that do not match and fit poorly, fashion since is not there strong suit. Parts needed: Weapon Today I am using a good old work horse 870 wingmaster. Had it left over from the zombie apocalypse but you can use your weapon of choice, or what you have lying around. Maybe that stake that has been sitting in the closet since Edward was around. Big stupid Flower Now this is key. We will be using this to draw them in so the bigger the brighter the better. If your using a gun as I am you will want a flower with a hole in it. So the projectile can exit the weapon without loosing your flower, or it is just a one shot deal. When your waste deep in red shoes and polka dots your going to want more shots than one. Bright colors You need some sort of brightly colored ribbon, raping paper, cloth or some of that new fancy colored duct tape. It just needs to camouflage the weapon so you do not arouse any suspicions of what is in store. Have fun here use what you have around the house. Get the kids evolved it can be a family project. Assembly Assembly is very strait forward flower on the end and camo it up the best you can. Paying close attention to the auction and moving parts, also think about heat. When your rattling of rounds the barrel will be hot. You do not want something binding or catching afire in the middle of a clown attack. Here are some pictures of mine made with just things laying around the house, (to help the imaginationally challenged). If nothing else this project gives your family piece of mind in this trying time. See you all out there and do not forget your cotton candy and swirly straws. |
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10-08-2016, 06:23 PM | #2 |
RCC Addict Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Oreganastan
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| Re: Surviving the clown uprising
Ween said it best. Dance clown, dance. |
10-10-2016, 01:03 AM | #3 |
Rock Stacker Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Santa Rosa, CA
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| Re: Surviving the clown uprising
I survived Y2K...I think I can handle clowns.
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10-10-2016, 07:22 AM | #4 |
Pebble Pounder Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: st. louis
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10-10-2016, 07:40 AM | #5 |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Danish badlands
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Just dont vote for their leader, and they will soon be gone.
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10-10-2016, 10:09 AM | #6 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chico now
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10-10-2016, 10:53 AM | #7 |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Playing with toys with my son's
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10-10-2016, 01:46 PM | #8 | |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: We-Go, Chi-Town, Ill
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If you guys don't mind me quoting myself here............. Quote:
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10-10-2016, 02:21 PM | #9 |
Quarry Creeper Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Western, NC
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Maybe we should just waterboard the clowns then, but do it with a huge version of one of those squirting flowers they're so fond of?
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10-10-2016, 02:55 PM | #10 | |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Playing with toys with my son's
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That could work out to be cool anyway, as I said I like clowns generally | |
10-10-2016, 03:42 PM | #11 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: We-Go, Chi-Town, Ill
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| Re: Surviving the clown uprising I think it would be quite funny, dead clown showing up in mirrors, windows, as shadowy figures in the night and/or fog, maybe pointing a finger at the guilty......actually, that could make for an awesomely bad horror movie |
10-10-2016, 04:03 PM | #12 |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Playing with toys with my son's
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I would watch it. As for day to day life, it sure would be more interesting. |
10-10-2016, 06:00 PM | #13 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: May 2008 Location: Baltimore
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Lets hope the clown ghosts don't get WT's truck.. |
10-10-2016, 06:12 PM | #14 |
I wanna be Dave Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: We-Go, Chi-Town, Ill
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10-11-2016, 10:27 AM | #15 |
Rock Crawler Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Playing with toys with my son's
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