Deep thoughts

[Greatscott]

Originally Posted by DVS

What is Baby oil made of?

Baby oil is usually 98% mineral oil and 2% fragrance.

The key primus of naming is what it is made out of, or how it is to be used. Which, is why palm oil works in either case...

[JatoTheRipper]

Originally Posted by 2mtech

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, and oatmeal raisin cookies are made from oatmeal and raisins, then what are Girl Scout cookies made of?

Overpriced garbage. Oh and stop being so offensive using that term "girl".

[2mtech]

Sorry, should be ambiguously neutral gender cookies

[Duuuuuuuude]

Originally Posted by 2mtech

Sorry, should be ambiguously neutral gender cookies

I think you meant non-gender specific, non-gluten free (and possibly GMO), baked treats designed for (but not limited to) human consumption.

[2mtech]

Originally Posted by Duuuuuuuude

I think you meant non-gender specific, non-gluten free (and possibly GMO), baked treats designed for (but not limited to) human consumption.

Except in California, where Prop 65 makes it off limits.

[JatoTheRipper]

Originally Posted by 2mtech

Except in California, where Prop 65 makes it off limits.

And NY where pocket knives, but not swords are being banned. You can't have assault cookies in NY either.

[2mtech]

When you’re standing on the edge overlooking a long drop, why do you have the maniacal urge to jump?

[JatoTheRipper]

Originally Posted by 2mtech

When you’re standing on the edge overlooking a long drop, why do you have the maniacal urge to jump?

I never do! I'm scared crapless of heights!

[2mtech]

For Pete’s sake. Heavens to Betsy. For the love of Mike. Who are these people??

[Mike Flea]

Must belong to the same family as every Tom, Dick, and Harry

[2mtech]

If you shoot a mime, do you have to use a silencer? – Steven Wright

[hpiguy]

^^LOL He was a funny dude for sure. "See this mic stand I"m using? It used to be three feet in diameter, but every year they shave it down to make tinsel. Which is really just snake mirrors." Steven Wright

[2mtech]

Originally Posted by hpiguy

^^LOL He was a funny dude for sure. "See this mic stand I"m using? It used to be three feet in diameter, but every year they shave it down to make tinsel. Which is really just snake mirrors." Steven Wright

My favorite of his: "I bought a blank cassette tape at the record store. Took it home, put it in the stereo and turned the volume up full blast. The mime next door started pounding on the wall."

[high plains drifter]

lmao. His style was definitely unique. I don't remember it exactly but he had a bit about a paranoid retriever that wasn't sure what was thrown so he just brought everything back lol.

[Frank211]

Didn't know which chit-chat topic/thread to put this in funny pic or deep thoughts, so here , this might be a deep thought....:

[Rekreant]

If being gay isn’t a choice, why do the have pride in it?

[2mtech]

Originally Posted by Frank211

Didn't know which chit-chat topic/thread to put this in funny pic or deep thoughts, so here , this might be a deep thought....:

No fair, I don't see anything :(

[Frank211]

Originally Posted by 2mtech

No fair, I don't see anything :(

Really...??? Damn sure popped up twice, now a 3rd time for quoting you. Weird


EDIT..... Nope didnt pop up for the 3rd time Thanks for that

[59sled]

How come we put chocolate syrup on vanilla ice cream but we don't put vanilla syrup on chocolate ice cream

[hpiguy]

Originally Posted by 59sled

How come we put chocolate syrup on vanilla ice cream but we don't put vanilla syrup on chocolate ice cream

Because then you're a weirdo. Do they even make vanilla syrup? I'm a weirdo I guess, I like vanilla bean ice cream better than just about anything. The rest of it all tastes kinda meh to me flavor wise if we're talking about grocery store bought ice cream.