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02-16-2007, 01:01 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Enterprise
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|  How to call the cops
My stepmom sent this to our home email from her work. HOW TO CALL THE POLICE: George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" (True Story) I LOVE IT |
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02-16-2007, 01:04 PM
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| Rock Stacker Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: North Providence
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LOL. That was funny.
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02-16-2007, 01:04 PM
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| Rock Stacker Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: On the Trail
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Thats a good one!
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02-16-2007, 01:05 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Crawler practice!
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the police around these parts would wait till morning
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02-16-2007, 01:06 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Connecticut
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Thats awesome!
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02-16-2007, 01:07 PM
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02-16-2007, 01:07 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Crawler practice!
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yup
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02-16-2007, 01:09 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Clarkston, MI
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Hahaha. Great story, can't stop laughing.
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