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02-22-2007, 04:59 PM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: G6'N
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|  Ansewer to all of life's little ?s'
WHO IS JACK SCHITT? Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them. Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt  |
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02-22-2007, 05:07 PM
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| RCC Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: ****, SL,UT
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lol
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02-22-2007, 05:09 PM
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| Quarry Creeper  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Gresham
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lol thats funny |
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02-22-2007, 05:10 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Mission, B.C.
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That right there is some funny Schitt!  |
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02-22-2007, 05:10 PM
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| Quarry Creeper Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Northern CaliFOOLya
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thats a lot of schitt
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02-22-2007, 05:12 PM
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| Newbie Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Bristol
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That turned out to be much funnier than I expected.
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02-22-2007, 06:31 PM
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| Pebble Pounder Join Date: May 2006 Location: Willmar
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That's hilarious
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02-22-2007, 06:50 PM
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02-22-2007, 07:15 PM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: White Lake
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I got that in a e-mail awhile back because somone spelled my last name that way.
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02-22-2007, 11:42 PM
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| Diggin' the new SCX10 II!   Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Norcal
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Bringing us back to the beginning of email with that one.
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02-23-2007, 12:07 AM
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02-23-2007, 08:30 AM
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02-23-2007, 08:36 AM
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There is a nice little flash animation of that somewhere, I used to have it, let me see if I can find it. Edit: http://www.kls2.com/~karl/random/KnowJackSchitt.swf |
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02-23-2007, 09:07 AM
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02-23-2007, 09:10 AM
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| I wanna be Dave Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: USA
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I used to have a Shirt that had all that on it.
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02-23-2007, 10:20 AM
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02-23-2007, 10:48 AM
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| Rock Crawler Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
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schitt
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