Valentine's day

[Greatscott]

Today I was going though the checkout line at the supermarket. The woman on the other side of the counter was ringing up a bouquet of flowers and a Red Bull. She said, "Oh, these are pretty, I am sure your wife will love them!"
I responded, "Actually, the flowers are for me... the Red Bull is for her..."

[King Dork]

Originally Posted by Greatscott

Today I was going though the checkout line at the supermarket. The woman on the other side of the counter was ringing up a bouquet of flowers and a Red Bull. She said, "Oh, these are pretty, I am sure your wife will love them!"
I responded, "Actually, the flowers are for me... the Red Bull is for her..."

Could’ve said, “They’re for my girlfriend, I just hope my wife doesn’t find out!”
Funny story though! I love saying the weirdest crap to people just to watch their reactions. Gotta try to have some fun during these times of everyone getting ultra offended over everything.